Bush meets with the President Mubarak of Egypt one day then the next..

[kentuck]

day he meets with Ariel Sharon. What did he say to Mubarak? "I wanted you to know ahead of time, MuBarry, but tomorrow I'm going to agree with Sharon's plan to keep the Palestinians out. I know you don't agree with that but I respect you as a leader ( puts his arm around him) but I want you to know that you will remain one of our strongest allies and I'm going to ask my friends in Congress to give you a litle more money to help your country. Y'all come back, now..heah"

[ShaneGR]

1. Personally, I like Sharon's plan

Pull back. Create a real border with a buffer zone. The two don't mix well anyways.

[Aidoneus]

2. a couple small alterations

"I wanted you to know ahead of time, MuBarry, but tomorrow I'm going to agree with Sharon's plan to keep the Palestinians out."

...like you didn't see that one coming already.

"I know you don't agree with that but"...

...but we're not paying you to think, and it's not like you are going to do a damn thing about it anyway. We appreciate you letting our army go through Suez so easily, it is good that you are not burdened by the nightmares of what you have helped to bring about...

"I respect you as a leader"...

...like a master respects any piece of property.

"...I want you to know that you will remain one of our strongest allies"...

...just as long as you keep those prisons & torture rooms full.

"and I'm going to ask my friends in Congress to give you a litle more money to help ... your country."

between "help" and "your country", he muttered under his breath: "help you keep our boot on your country's throat"...

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Your version was ok, but I had special access to the last-minute revisions that were made.

[Rick Myers]

3. Do you think Duyba has...

PREZ on the back of his jacket, like Mel Brooks in Blazing Saddles? I can just picture that, especially down at the pig farm.