U.S. Campaign Provides Fertile Ground for Comics (Oddly Enough - Reuters)

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U.S. Campaign Provides Fertile Ground for Comics

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - With the U.S. presidential election approaching, late night television comics are poking fun at the candidates. Here are some of the lines broadcast on Wednesday:

NBC's "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno":

President Bush (news - web sites) released his tax returns yesterday. He listed the economy as a liability so he gets to write that off.





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From President Bush says the darnedest things.:

"For instance, I didn't know we had two Secretaries of State, Secretary of State Powell and Secretary of State Rumsfeld. No big deal, just a slip of the tongue, except this came during the prepared remarks of his news conference on Tuesday, before the questions.

If he can't keep his Cabinet departments straight, how's he supposed to get the Middle East and Iraq right?"
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Some pResident there!

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