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Thu Apr-15-04 04:54 PM
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The time: while * is still in the white house The Place: Houses of Parliament Topic: Blair has asked * to take questions in the house of commons to help defend Blair's decision to inititate hostilities against Iraq. Scene: * enters the house and stares around wildly. You can tell he is looking for the bar, but there isnt one. Unaware, he swaggers to the podium, unaware that Rove and Condi have been denied entrance since they were found carrying small radio transmitters in their pockets. Opening scene. Member of parliament stands up and says "mr. President, insofar as Iraq has developed into a political and military quandry with success in that area as far removed as Mars is to our planet, would you not concede Sir, that a comparison with this rash decision to invade is comparable with the Charge of the Light Brigade is in order? After all, both were the result of hasty decisions, bluster and the desire to demonstrate superiority over the local hordes." * Bush looks desperate and begins to sweat. His eyes roll and he twitches his head in despair but nothing is coming through his "hearing aid". The panic sets in as he realizes that this is the english language, and not the stuff which cowboys are familiar with. He stammers "er.....uuuuuuuhhhhhhhh....they charged.....well without credit cards the economy would crumble...its growing stronger...Hussein told us to bring it on...no wait i told him that...Bin Laden wears diapers on his head...or is that the guy in Iran. We are kicking butt...(picks at collar)next question?" Take it from here folks
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