Hi! My name is George P. Bush.

[The Night Owl]

Hi! My name is George P. Bush. I am not in Iraq.

[Kahuna]

1. LOL! "Snarf*

:thumbsup:

[stellanoir]

2. ughhh. . .

like he has a clue. . .

[SoCalDem]

3. Hello, My name is Noelle Bush, and for all I know,

I might BE in Iraq..:eyes:





or I might be a ROCK.. or I might like some rock :eyes:

Is it Tuesday???

[PfcHammer]

5. actually, noelle was busted with crack in her shoe.

[kanrok]

9. I guess that's better than being busted for crack in her pants.

[La Resistance]

14. according to the media

it was ROCK cocaine. If you're black or poor to middle class white it is called crack. The privileged don't have to worry about the stigma crack, especially the Bushes.

[PfcHammer]

16. hmmm. a nexis search for rock returns 1 article, crack 43 articles.

she could have very easily afforded
good old powder cocaine.

[Fridays Child]

12. Oh, now that was just plain mean...

...freaking hilarious but just plain mean! :evilgrin:

(Thanks for making me laugh!)

[htuttle]

4. Bush Nephew: First Man-Made Latino

George P. Bush: Incredibly Lifelike Latino

Hi-tech Hispanic Hunk A Hit

East Los Angeles (pocho.com) The Bush campaign denied today that 24 year old Bush nephew, and former little brown one, George Prescott Bush is actually a secret biological weapon designed by the GOP to turn the brains of Latino voters into gooey nacho cheese sauce. The alarming accusations come from the National Pochismo Institute, a prestigious East L.A. thinktank. Head researcher Dr. Yanomamez announced that the GOP has been conducting illegal experiments for years and has kept the young Bush in a secret laboratory preparing him to win 100% of the Latino vote in the 2000 elections for his uncle, presidential candidate George W. Bush.

According to Yanomamez, the Republican party has calculated that Latinos are a simple minded people, and in their desperation to be validated will be easily captivated by George P.'s laboratory created 'Latinoness.' "As a millionaire college student at Rice University, George P. avoided all Latino student groups and cultural events like the brown plague. It was not until this top secret re-programming of his brain that he's become an Uber-Latino."

(more)
http://www.pocho.com/news/2000/gpbushexperiment/gpbushX080100.html

[rucky]

6. Can he handle Democracy?

[AspenRose]

11. "former little brown one!"

ROFLMAO !!!!!

Love the line about forcing him to listen to J-LO

[VeniceBeat]

7. He's Busy

Shredding his girlfriend's clothes with a razor blade and doing donuts on her lawn.

*snark*

I guess Noelle must've scarfed his Klonopin prior to that incident.

[RedSock]

8. the smokinggun.com

go and do a search for this winner. good stuff.

[nostamj]

10. i rather have him in my bed than in Iraq

if I can't convert him.... well... I'll just put the paper bag over his politics and.... <censored!>

[terrya]

13. He used to be semi cute. What the hell happened to him?

[Ediacara]

15. I was thinking the same thing

[Lisa]

18. it's the hereditary smirk ...

He must have learned it from his Uncle George.

[Kahuna]

17. He's a brown-skinned Jeb. Look at him. Looks just like Jebbie.

:puke: