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[trof]

Subject: LETTER TO PRESIDENT BUSH!
>Date: Thu, 15 Apr 2004 15:04:48 EDT
>
>Letter to President Bush
>
>I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States
>of America, and to the Republic, for which it stands;
>one nation, UNDER GOD, indivisible,
>with liberty and justice for all.
>
>Please Sign This Letter To President Bush....and
>Forward... Please do NOT let this petition stop and
>lose all these names. If you do not want to sign it,
>please forward it to everyone you know.
>
>Thank you !!!
>
>ONCE YOU HAVE CLICKED FORWARD, GO TO THE BOTTOM OF
>THE PAGE AND PLEASE SIGN THE PETITION TO PRESIDENT
>BUSH THEN SEND THIS ON UNTIL THERE ARE 1000 > NAMES.
>
>THE 1000TH PERSON CAN SEND IT ON TO THE E-MAIL
>BELOW:
>
>[e-mail]
>
>.....................................................................
>
>To add your name to the bottom, click on "forward."
>You will be able to add your name to the list and then forward it to your
>friends. Or, if you prefer, you can copy and paste, and then add your
>name to the bottom of the list.
>......................................................................
>
>Dear President Bush, Many of us were deeply touched to hear you recite
>a portion of Psalm 23 in your address to this great nation in the dark hours
>following the terrorists attacks. We were encouraged and comforted to
>know that we truly had a believer working with us and for us in our
>nation's highest office. We, the people of America, are requesting that you
>lift the prohibition of prayer in schools. As the pledge of our great country
>states, we are to be One nation, under God." Please allow the prayers
>and petitions of our children in schools without the threat of punishment.
>Currently, adults and children in the school are prohibited from mentioning
>God unless of course His name is uttered as part of a curse or profanity.
>
>Madeline Murray O'Hare is dead. Let her legacy of atheism in our schools
>die with her !
>
>Sincerely, The People of America
>
>Mark 10:13-14 "And they were bringing little children to Jesus to
>have Him touch them." Jesus said to them, "Let the little children
>come to me, and do not hinder them, for such is the kindom of God."
>......................................................................
>
>PETITION TO REINSTATE PRAYER IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS:
> 1. Frankie Dorsett
> > 2. Marilyn Hampton etc. etc. etc.

my reply:
(It's O'Hair, not O'Hare. Are all Republicans illiterate?)

Please forward my prayer.

Dear God:

George W. Bush* thinks you chose him to carry out this modern day crusade against the non-Christians. I don't know who scares me the most, him or that pathetic nut Ashcroft. Did You really tell him that calico cats were a sign of the devil?
Naw, I didn't think so.

And what's the deal with him covering that statue that was made in Your Own Image? Did you intend for us to be ashamed of the bodies for which You made the prototypes?
Naw, I didn't think so.

Could You do me a big personal favor and let them know that they aren't Your "chosen". Like maybe a little lightning bolt or two.
Thanks. I really appreciate it.

Your friend,
Butch
p.s. Could you let the Pope know that it's OK for Kerry to keep taking communion? I know that You'll settle with him as You see fit when he gets up there.

[trof]

1. Oh c'mon...

I thought my dazzling riposte was pretty good...for a geezer?

[rockymountaindem]

3. Good job!

[trof]

4. Aw shucks. (finally)

Thanks.
I get these from my Marine friend.

[zbdent]

2. Can you imagine a stadiumful of fans booing the Pope?

Think about it. The Popemeister said that Sundays should not be reserved for sporting events (or concerts, either).

How's that for conservative!

I guess that Ashcroft should be arresting entire stadiums now, eh?

[Mz Pip]

5. I suspect

He will also settle up with the pro death penalty crowd and the pro Iraq War crowd, too.

I wish these idiots would show a bit of consistancy but that would be too much to hope for.
(Mind if I use your response if I get this from my freeper cousin?):-)
MzPip
:dem:

[trof]

6. Feel free.

Use it as you wish.