Somehow a photo of Cheney holding a gun does not give me comfort

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,117410,00.html
"Cheney Speaks at NRA Convention"

"Earlier in the day, Tom Mauser, whose son, Daniel, was killed with an assault weapon in the Columbine High School (search) killings five years ago, tried to enter the convention hall where the NRA was meeting, seeking to urge Cheney to support extending the assault weapons ban.

Mauser was turned away by a security guard as several conventioneers applauded. A couple of conventioneers yelled "Get a life" and "Vote for Bush."

Mauser, who marched three blocks to the convention hall literally in his son's shoes, said before the march that continuing the ban would be common sense."

Keep smiling, Evil Dick. Never lose that warm, captivating smile.

[DemoTex]

1. Is that his penis that "they" are so lovingly stroking?

Too bad Cheney never had the opportunity of attending basic training. Had he, he might now know the difference between his "weapon," and his dick ("gun").

[MikeG]

2. Its not like the coward has the stones to use it on a human.

He chickened out on Vietnam.

[TexasProgresive]

3. Can you see Chaney

standing on the front steps of the WH like that picture of Saddam with the shotgun they keep showing. Hmmmm, Saddam, Cheney, and Heston have a lot in common.

[acmavm]

4. But hey, he can sit in a duck blind and kill those critters. That's as

close to combat at that bastard will ever get.

[FlashHarry]

5. "Get a life?" He's already lost one.

His son's. Real compassionate, there.

[No2W2004]

6. Caption

"The next time that stupid little fuck ask when it's his turn to be President I can shove this up where my hand usually goes!"

[Lefty48197]

8. LaPierre: He's holding my gun. He heh. He heh.

I think Wayne LaPierre and Ken Starr should get a room together.

[Lefty48197]

7. Notice they didn't let George Bush handle the gun?

I guess Wayne LaPierre's not so stupid after all.

[progressivebydesign]

9. Penis envy. His next gig could be Viagra commercials. N/T