World Domination LLC

[OneBlueSky]

so you thought there was no global conspiracy, huh? . . . well, read on, my friends . . . The Myme and others explain it all for you . . . :)

http://www.worlddominationllc.com/

MISSION

World Domination LLC a consortium of organizations devoted to the consolidation of global capital by a single cabal or individual, employing the tactics of terror and subterfuge.

Member organizations include The Trilateral Commission, The Bilderberger Group, Alternative 3, The World Zionist Conspiracy, VilAnon, The International Union of Mad Scientists, Majestic-12, World Freemasonry, SMERSH/The Second Soviet, Switzerland, The Arctic Nazis, The Hellfire Club, Price/Waterhouse/Coopers, Sanrio, Archer/Daniels/Midland, Dr. DeSpayr, The U.S. Military-Industrial Complex, and Amway.

The most visible public face of our organization is www.villainsupply.com.

[Insider]

1. aaaaaamway?

hmm. how about that.

[muriel_volestrangler]

2. I like the Lairs and Bases page

SKULL ISLAND

In today's anti-terrorism, anti-supervillainy environment, most evil people are sticking to secret lairs and hidden bases. But super-villains of quality do not fear the meddlesome intrusions of law enforcement, and boldly proclaim their locations as a challenge to all inferior beings. That's why we still offer the Original™ Skull Island, from Scaramanga & No S.A.

Our expert sappers will carve a terrifying skeletal visage into the side of any medium-to-large volcanic island, thereby proclaiming to passing ships and orbiting satellites "evil dwells here!" The Original™ Skull Island also features the usual amenities; global communications base, sumptuous lair, private grotto, shark trap, heavy-weapons launch site and submarine base. And, of course, there's an obvious and accessible self-destruct mechanism.

Price: US$149,999,999.99

EX-AL QAEDA CAVES - NOW AVAILABLE CHEAP! CHEAP! CHEAP!

Need a quick place to hide and plot your evil schemes -- but you have no money? Well, don't despair. For pennies a day, you and up to thirty of your closest terrorist buddies can find some warmth and partial shelter in one of our Afghan Caves. Recently abandoned by their previous occupants, these "natural lairs" sport real stone floors, natural stone ceilings, pleasant open-air entrances, and convenient "potty holes." And you might find a spare shell casing or two, a khyber knife, or even the badly photocopied plans for a horseback invasion of Kabul.

Does not include obvious, accessible self-destruct mechanism -- but it might collapse at any time.

Price: US$18.50/month

http://www.villainsupply.com/lairs.html