What did God tell Bush when he sent him to save the world?

[Renew Deal]

Anyone reporting that yet? I am sure the freepers have been recieving emails from God too?

[Octafish]

1. "It doesn't matter. You'll all be dead."

Like "history."

[billybob537]

2. Tin foil hat time

God told me hot dogs are Good for you!:crazy:

[Seldona]

3. God had nothing to with it.

He is living proof that drugs, when used in copious amounts, can indeed fuck you up.

I went to a Pink Floyd concert once, and could have SWORN I saw God as well.

At least in my drug crazed vision, God did not prompt me to invade a sovereign nation and slaughter thousands upon thousands of civilians.

I could swear to God I am having flashbacks lately, this country is becoming so surreal.

God?

pfft

[jobycom]

4. Forget my commandments, forget my son's life, kill a lot of people

And it's okay for you to drink and screw around, because you're not a Democrat.

Okay, I think actually his pet squirrel told him that while he was on acid, but it sorted of sounded like god.

[CatWoman]

5. lay off the pretzels

[Jax]

6. "purge, purge"

Jax

[Kazak]

7. I thought this was going to be a joke...

What's the punchline, dammit?!

[Tellurian]

8. What did God tell Bush when he sent him to save the world?

"Take two of every living thing unto an Ark?"

Uh, sorry, that was Noah-

wasn't there something mentioned about God speaking

through a "burning" Bush?

[PurityOfEssence]

9. Well, self, guess it's time to straighten things out

I'd send that boy of mine, Jesus, to clue 'em in again, except that since he's me, it all gets so confusing that even I don't understand who he is. Gotta do everything myself...

[salin]

10. "STOP... Don't Do It.... Cheney's voice is not mine..."

but W thought the message was coming from some wacko peace loving liberal voice that got lost and wandered into his head, so he dismissed the message.

[Poiuyt]

11. God talked to me today

He said, "Vote for Kerry."

He had a real deep voice.