The Gospel According to George

[historian]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4767275/
welcome back to the middle ages

[central scrutinizer]

1. psalm 2004

Bush is my shepherd, I am in want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories,
He maketh me to lie down on park benches,
He restoreth my doubts about the Republican Party,
He guideth me onto the paths of unemployment for the party's sake.
I do fear the evildoers, for thou talkest about them constantly.
The tax cuts for the rich and thy deficit spending
They do discomfort me.
Thou anointeth me with never-ending debt,
And my savings and assets shall soon be gone.
Surely poverty and hard living shall follow me all the days of my life
And my jobless children shall dwell in my basement forever.

[historian]

3. applause

well done did you write it?

[central scrutinizer]

4. no - it was in my e-mail yesterday

forwarded by my sister-in-law but no by-line included

[fairfaxvadem]

2. well, let's be clear on Bush's religiousity...

Bush is, in fact, a Moonie.

And the "Almighty" he refers to is the Rev. Moon.

And if he is not a Moonie, then we need to get the rumor out that he is a hard-core follower of the Beloved Mother and Father.

He is giving decent Christians a bad name with all of his crazy talk and it's time to unload him.