Padraig18
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Mon Apr-19-04 07:20 PM
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Tomorrow's forecast: partly- to mostly-doomed. |
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Edited on Mon Apr-19-04 07:22 PM by Padraig18
Please stay tuned to this channel for any breaking 'fully-doomed' alerts. :P
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Mon Apr-19-04 07:21 PM
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1. Followed by widespread completely fucked and clearing to |
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moderately screwed in the late afternoon.
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Renew Deal
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Mon Apr-19-04 07:21 PM
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Aer we on red doom alert?
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Padraig18
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Mon Apr-19-04 07:23 PM
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4. No, we are at doom alert level 'Elmo' |
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Edited on Mon Apr-19-04 07:23 PM by Padraig18
We do not worry until we reach 'Ernie'. If we ever get a 'Cookie Monster' doom alert level, make your peace with God...:P
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Mon Apr-19-04 09:12 PM
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Mon Apr-19-04 07:23 PM
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Edited on Mon Apr-19-04 07:23 PM by bushwentawol
if we're already DOOMED, there's no need to bother to even vote, is there?
/sarcasm
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Mon Apr-19-04 07:25 PM
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5. The silver lining is that while Bush is ahead |
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he may spare us the terror attack. It would only be necessary if Kerry leads.
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Padraig18
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Mon Apr-19-04 07:31 PM
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Scattered, late-afternoon doom tomorrow in parts of the Upper Midwest and Great Plains. More, as this story develops...
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Mon Apr-19-04 07:34 PM
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7. Possible doom funnel sighted over Topeka! |
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Mon Apr-19-04 07:45 PM
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8. This segment of 'The Doom Report" brought to you by... |
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... the Little Boy Who Cried 'Wolf'. :P
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Mon Apr-19-04 09:09 PM
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9. Well folks, this looks like... |
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...the end of the world.
Remember, you heard it first on this web site!
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Mon Apr-19-04 09:19 PM
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11. Let's ask Roosevelt E. Roosevelt (Good Morning, Vietnam!) |
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Cronauer: Now, here's the weather, we're going to go right to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt. Roosevelt, how's it goin'?
RER: Adrian, I'm with somebody! Don't ever come here and bother me right now!
Cronauer: Well thanks, Roosevelt. Can't you give us a little weather?
RER: Not now, man! I'm on the balcony, man, I'm tryin' to score! Back off!!
Cronauer: Well, what's the weather like?
RER: You got a window? OPEN IT!
Cronauer: Thank you, Roosevelt! We'll just have to go to someone else for the weather. I guess we'll have to go all the way to Washington, Weather Central, with Walter Cronkite. Walter, what's the weather like?
Walter Cronkite: I just want to begin by saying to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt...what it is, what it shall be, what it was. Weather out there today is hot and shitty, with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow, a chance of continued crappy weather, with a pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.http://www.moviesounds.com/vietnam.html
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Mon Apr-19-04 09:21 PM
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12. HAH! You guys give good laugh. |
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Mon Apr-19-04 09:25 PM
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13. Padraig, You're Wicked Funny |
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the hysterical hyperventilating was getting a little annoying.
:)
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Mon Apr-19-04 09:27 PM
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14. before you give him credit |
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Mon Apr-19-04 09:53 PM
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15. Okay, campers, rise and shine, |
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and don't forget your booties because it's COOOLD out there today!
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