We are DOOMED!!! Bush is the second coming.

[Renew Deal]

We are doomed like some people say. Bush is the second coming and Armageddon is near. All of the republican sinners will be wiped off the face of the earth while we are judged as we should be. Bush said we will all be DEAD. Connect the dots people. The end is near.

[Padraig18]

1. DOOMED, I say--- DOOMED!

:P

[mr_hat]

2. Jesus is just an orange belt? He ain't so tough.

[are_we_united_yet]

17. Man

that REALLY made me laugh!!!!

:D

[Bluebear]

3. Oops, two of those trumpeters are playing DOWNWARD!

Must be evil liberals lol.

[mulethree]

11. They're just clearing the spit out of the horns

[redwitch]

4. no f'ng way Bush is the 2nd coming.

the antichrist maybe (though he's supposed to be smart so that may be stretching it a lot!), but he most certainly aint the 2nd coming!

[smirkymonkey]

5. I can't wait. Everyday is Christmas in Heaven!

We'll all be soooooo Happy!

[rocktivity]

6. Al Franken AND Randi Rhodes were asked about this today on AirAm

A caller mentioned that Bush had said "History? We'll all be dead" on both shows. Al said he interpeted as saying that Bush wasn't worried about what people thought of him. Randi was a little more honest--she wondered if what we're really fighting is an industrial-military-MESSIAH complex!

:headbang:
rocknation

[NYCGirl]

15. I'm with Al...

I took it to mean that W is just not concerned about the "legacy" thing. For a guy who is supposedly driven by religious zeal, Bush lacks any vision at all, and his worldview is disturbingly limited.

[fearnobush]

7. Isn't the Anti-Christ suppose to look like a good guy at first?

Is Bush inciting the second coming by bring on Armageddon?
Or, could he be the *-* himself?

[smirkymonkey]

13. Yes, I have heard that...is that in Revelations?

or was it something else. The Anti-Christ was supposed to be someone who is worshipped and admired at first.

[CatWoman]

8. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Cleita]

9. Gee, I thought that picture looked like a fine bunch of Mormons

and when I checked the link, sure enough the picture comes from them. So I guess only white people will be raptured according to the Bible?

[Renew Deal]

10. lol

Not my fault.

[Lisa]

12. "The Carpenter of Austin"

A fine commentary, written by a good friend of mine.

"I had fashioned the clues (the hammer, the nails, the humility, the advocacy of faith before the multitude...) into the only answer possible:

George W. Bush plans to become the New Messiah.

Now, before you scoff, consider: throughout his career, Mr. Bush has
overcome myriad deficits (i.e., intelligence, wit, vision) that have
stymied lesser men - if such exist. What is to deny him this?

Once I had grasped this obvious fact, I yearned to know more about the
nature of this rough beast now slouching our way. Curiously, that desire
was granted when ... there was given unto me a vision that described the arc
of this latter-day Emanuel's ministry. I have transcribed this revelation
as The Nine Journeys of George, and present them now."


http://www.yourmailinglistprovider.com/pubarchive_show_message.php?haney+181

*That part about the odd optical effect due to the color of his clothes being mistaken for supernatural intervention -- oddly prophetic, given what happened with Bush's tie last week!

[UTUSN]

14. Doomed. DOOMED. n/t

[Renew Deal]

16. kick

:kick: