If George W. Bush literally stabbed a person to death live on television

[jackstraw45]

it appears his popularity would rise.

We live in a country of sheep comforted by an idiot in the White House.

www.johnkerry.com

He needs all the help WE can give him.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

1. I have a theory that he could

appear wearing only a pink tutu and black dress socks on the White House lawn, singing "How Dry I Am", taking an enormous dump, all while eating toddler fingers and toes, and about 30% of his supporters would argue it was for national security and ISN'T he a great president?

Seriously.

[MichaelHarris]

2. would

the dress socks be held up with those sock suspenders? I'm not sure the voters could hold with those.

[bagnana]

3. my fantasy

He shows up for a speech totally blotto. Slurs and stumbles and grabs a butt or boob, makes a lascivious remark. Swears at a reporter, attempts to punch him, misses, stumbles some more. I think it could happen.

[Davis_X_Machina]

4. Unless he wakes up suddenly Negro...

...there's still seventeen states he's going to carry regardless.

[jackstraw45]

5. already has....

Except for the punching....

[DAGDA56]

6. His handlers would first blame his doctors...

...for messing up his "prescriptions" which he has to take for the treatment of a heroic jogging injury.

[T Bone]

7. heroic jogging injury

good one dag.

[rpannier]

13. You left out liberal and democratic

first blame his "liberal, democratic" doctors...

[DAGDA56]

18. Damn! You're right...

...there has to be a style book around here somewhere...

[boobooday]

22. It probably already has

Except for the boob part. I think he's probably asexual.

http://www.wgoeshome.com

[Dark]

25. LOL!

Wait! That's not funny, it's true.

Oh, god help us.

[AngryWhiteLiberal]

8. Nothing short of child molestation on the 50yrd line during the Super Bowl

One has to consider that Bush's strongest base of support also blindly follows whatever their church tells them to do. They believe that Bush is as infalable as god...and, the scary thing is, I think Bush believe's this as well.

JB

[LeinesRed]

9. it would be the Clinton Administration's fault

they really allowed television violence to get out of control...didn't furnish a specific plan to curtail it.

[Paragon]

10. "The guy he stabbed was a partisan DUmbocrat gay terrorist!"

:silly:

[Vickers]

11. What if he stabbed them, THEN buggered them, and BBQed them?

Should Kerry concede?

:P

[UTUSN]

12. Tweety Would Say He Redeemed His Churchillian pResidency n/t

[BeHereNow]

14. Know Your Neighbors...

IF the stabbing victim was a ninety year old
Grandma, stricken lame, and the Shrub stabbed
her on national TV, claiming she was an "evil-doer
brandishing knitting needles of terra,"
half of the audience would jump on stage and
club her after she was down.
I truly believe, that is how FAR GONE this country is.
I can not BELIEVE how many people (if x-tians do indeed
count as humans, I think it far more likely that they are pod
people) STILL support the monkey cowboy king.
They actually BUY the spin, no questions asked.
They forgive all.
Un-friggin' believable...
Disgustipated,
BHN

[AgadorSparticus]

17. ROFLMAO! Monkey Cowboy King---has a ring to it. I really like it.

:yourock:

[Beam Me Up]

20. Please, don't give ROVE any more ideas

. . .I'm sure he's looking for whatever will get them the best ratings.

[ContinentalOp]

15. But...

But that guy he stabbed HATED OUR FREEDOM!! What's wrong with you? Why are you so full of hate?

I can hear the pundits now: "I thought the President came across very strong tonight. His performance with the knife was forceful and to the point and I think the American people will respond well to this new show of determination."

[jackstraw45]

31. "That was one confident, stoic knife-crazed President tonight, Wolf"

Gotta love the corporate media spin.

[uberotto]

16. If GW was caught on camera....

Standing over a dead hooker, his pants around his anckles, a bloody knife in one hand and a $20 in the other, all that we would see is:

Condi and Dick on the talk shows saying that anyone who tries to insiunate that GW was involved in anything inappropriate are just "playing politics".

Ashkroft would personally lead an investigation which would prove that GW did nothing wrong,

and after about 5 minutes of being in the news, most of the time being spent defending GW, the matter would be forgotton, never to mentioned again by any cable news bobblehead.


Oh yea, I forgot, his approval among wife beaters would go up 80%. This would quickly be followed by every news outlet telling us that the wife beater is the new political "it" group and anyone who isn't catering specifically to this group could never win an election.

Also forgot to mention that Scottie would do a press thing claiming that the whole "misunderstanding" is all Clinton's fault.

[burrowowl]

27. And what happens if he

buggers Barney the Dog as well?

[Edgewater_Joe]

19. He Could Be In The Oval Office ...

... on live TV, sniffing a line off one of his daughter's bare breasts and doing his other daughter on the Presidential desk ...

... and Hannity would insist that what we saw was a virtual animation created by Hillary Clinton, with help from Saddam's old network administrator.

And, apparently according to these polls, Bush would move up three points and Kerry would be criticized for being anti-child.

Gawd, what a depressing poll that was today ...

[checks-n-balances]

21. I knew what you were going to say before I could read the whole sentence

because I've had almost identical thoughts as you. They are like sheep - more like lemmings being led off a cliff. It defies logic and rational common sense.

It's like people having a death grip on their own greed, fear, and prejudice. Bush & Co. (and some other rethugs in the past) found a way to tap into it, but they're still being almost totally manipulated. And these folks would fight to their death to defend "rugged individualism"...

[Mattforclark]

23. I'd vote for him if he did that

Wow, what a STRONG LEADER he would be if he did that!

[are_we_united_yet]

24. I'm sure if he did

God would have told him to (who was of course instructed by Clinton)

[Dark]

26. I wonder what he could do to make his popularity sink.

Maybe kill Robertson?

[OneBlueSky]

28. Bush's policies aren't why people support him . . .

it's simply a matter of celebrity . . . he's the guy on tv who talks tough and promises to protect us, and that's all people see . . . he's not much different than Ruben Studdard, or Rupert on Survivor . . . they're on tv, they're celebrities who project warm fuzzies, and so Americans like them . . . what Bush actually does or doesn't do is of little or no consequence to these folks . . . all that matters is that he's George W. Bush, our tough-as-nails, take-no-shit-from-anyone president . . . and that he talks to God, and God to him . . .

[Valerie5555]

29. Bet he would still be popular with his moronic supporters, animal lovers

though they may be, even if he was simultaneously screwing poor Willie India (his cat) and Barney (his dog) on the White House lawn.

[guitar man]

30. The RW spin machine

Would blame it on Clinton's penis!