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Mon Apr-19-04 11:07 PM
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| Poppy Bush's New Book: How my Moron Son Became pResident |
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George Bush Sr will be on FOX-TV tomorrow to plug his new bestseller, How My Moron Son Became pResident. He has created quite a controversy with his remarks that if there was one person in this world that should not be the leader of the free world, it is his oldest son, George Jr. Many of the right-wing radio hosts have said in recent days that George Sr is obviously suffering from Alzheimer's disease and Barbara should be keeping closer tabs on him.
Also, tomorrow night, Poppy (as he is affectionately called) will be on the Larry King Live show at 9PM EST. He has promised to drop a bombshell before the nation. Anonymous sources say that he will tell all about the younger Bush's days before he became Governor of Texas. There are reports that he peed himself until he was 28 years old. The Senior Bush is ready to state that Junior is not really capable of being the leader of the free world and if the country knew him as well as his father does, they would ask for his resignation tomorrow morning.
White House officials said today that the senior Bush has not been feeling well but that they are praying for him daily. Other Party leaders said Bush Sr is simply jealous because his son had the "balls" to complete the job that he never finished. When told of these remarks, the elder Bush said, " I would tell them all to go to hell, but that wouldn't be prudent..."
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Mon Apr-19-04 11:20 PM
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| 1. Then a book by Jennifer Fitzgerald: "My affair with Poppy" |
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Some tidbits: Poppy wasn't soft on defense, but he was everywhere else.
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Mon Apr-19-04 11:23 PM
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| 2. Barbara's new book this summer: Millie's reincarnation as a Democrat |
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Mon Apr-19-04 11:25 PM
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| 3. Then Bar's sequel: How I ended up on the $1 Bill. |
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Mon Apr-19-04 11:27 PM
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| 4. Neil's working on a book : How I caught herpes from a drinking glass... |
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or How To Get Laid By Young Chicks.... :)
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Mon Apr-19-04 11:32 PM
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| 6. Tip #1: You just stay in your hotel room and they knock on your door. |
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Works like magic. Don't know how it happens.
Try this in the Far East.
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Mon Apr-19-04 11:29 PM
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| 5. LOL LOL LOL - But It's "Moran" n/t |
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