Best Bush* bumper sticker yet - share yours

[doni_georgia]

Friend of mine bought this bumper sticker yesterday

BUSH: Somewhere in Texas
There's a village in search
of an idiot!

[Prodemsouth]

1. I just spotted that one yseterday on my trip here in Ohio.

Let the guy know I loved his sticker.

[doni_georgia]

3. I will - funny addendum

Actually my friend is a she and an assistant principal. The school district sent her an email inviting her to come hear someone from the Bush administration. She replied back telling them what they could do with the invite and signed the email with the text from the bumper sticker! ROFLMAO - wish I could have seen the face of the repug that sent her the invite!

[wryter2000]

2. I just got

"Bush & Sons, Inc. (Formerly the United States of America)"

www.seeyageorge.com has some really funny stuff

[havocmom]

26. OMG that is a great site

I love this one


Thanks for the link!

[lastknowngood]

4. Got that one on my truck but I'm looking for

What do you expect from a government ran by a bush a dick and a colan.

[RoyGBiv]

5. D.A.R.E

D.A.R.E to keep Presidents off Peruvian Blue Flake

[Juansmith]

7. I know I'm gonna regret asking this...

But what is Peruvian Blue Flake?

[hang a left]

8. Cocaine, the good stuff.

[Juansmith]

22. Ah... Lovely.

[pinto]

6. like "11/02/04...the end of an error"

but not the "ready...aim..."

that one's out of my bounds. Seen too much of that across the spectrum, from the Repub joke about Hillary "going to Ford's Theater" to local stuff.

[corporatewhore]

9. a freeper had who would alqaeda vote for and a bush2000 campaign sticker

close together stupid freepers

[Qutzupalotl]

14. Here's who al Qaeda would actually support

[revcarol]

31. Now THAT'S funny.

and true.ROFLMAO

[wryter2000]

49. OMG

Is that Zapatero? What a stud-muffin. I'm learning Spanish and moving to Spain.

[Momgonepostal]

10. this one

[cally]

12. I love that one!

Where did you buy it?

[Momgonepostal]

13. it's from the site wryter2000 linked us to....

Wow, that's bad English! LOL

www.seeyageorge.com

[cally]

15. THanks...nt

.

[cally]

11. I have several but my favorite is

"Stop Mad Cowboy Disease"

[sce56]

16. Have you seen Waldo Err George

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[OpSomBlood]

17. A good one...

[punistation]

18. BUSH is Another Word for C*NT

Or, to put it another way...

"The Only BUSH I Trust is My Own"


Kisses XXOOXX
Jen

[Walt Starr]

39. The "Vote for Kerry, he's not Bush"

Makes me want to vote for Kerry.

[hellbound-liberal]

19. I have several that I rotate depending on where I am driving

On my way to school I use four on magnetic backing:

"America: One Nation under Fraud"
"Enron/Halliburton '04"
"We are creating enemies faster than we can kill them"
"Save America, Recall Bush!"

The best sites that I have found are:

www.whitehouse.org
www.northernsun.com (this site carries cheap magnetic backing)

[WolverineDG]

20. Not a bumper sticker but still funny

an email i received today:

Have you heard of the NO-CARB Diet for 2004?

NO Cheney
NO Ashcroft
NO Rumsfeld
NO Bush


heh heh heh...:evilgrin:

dg

[Flubadubya]

21. I want to make up one that says...

BUSH & CHENEY
The only thing we have to use is fear itself!

I'll have to work on a design. :evilgrin:

[notadmblnd]

29. Try this

http://www.boobooday.com/bumperstickers.html

Look down under the Bush Cheney 04 stickers, theres a link you can make your own.

[Flubadubya]

40. Thanks notadmblnd

I'll give it a try... nice link!

[sweetheart]

23. "Democratic Underground"

Tell the truth.

[DancingBear]

24. "Who knew Jeb was the smart one?"

Just ordered two of these today.

[Generator]

25. Let's not elect Bush in 2004 either

It's simple and concise That's my fav.

http://www.cafeshops.com/irregulargoods/96309

[bigtree]

27. G.B was born with a silver spoon in his nose

Bush is my shepherd, I shall be in want.

_________________________________________

George W. Bush Meets Moses

George W. Bush was walking through an airport last week, when he saw an old man with white hair, a long white beard, wearing a long white robe and holding a staff. He walked up to the man, who was staring at the ceiling, and "Excuse me sir, aren't you Moses?"

The man stood perfectly still and continued to stare at the ceiling, saying nothing. Again, George W. asked, a little louder this time, "Excuse me sir, aren't you Moses?" Again, the old man stared at the ceiling motionless without saying a word. George W. tried a third time, louder yet. "Excuse me sir, aren't you Moses?" Again, no movement or words from the old man. He continued to stare at the ceiling.

One of George W's aides asked him if there was a problem, and George W. said, "Either this man is deaf or extremely rude. I have asked him three times if he was Moses, and he has not answered me yet." To which the man, still staring at the ceiling finally replied to the aide, "I can hear him and yes, I am Moses, but the last time I spoke to a bush, I spent 40 years wandering in the wilderness."

[phiddle]

28. "Re-defeat Bush/Cheney '04"

[calimary]

30. There are two I've seen that I'd love to find:

"Wars, Lies and Corporate Ties"
(then, underneath was something, I think, along the lines of beat bush in 2004)

AND:

"Let's not elect him in 2004 either!" This one had one of those red-circled "W's" with the red line through them.

Haven't found 'em yet. But these others are great!

[LoverOfLiberty]

32. Bush/Cheney 04

Asses of Evil

Old, I know, but my 7 year old just told me at the dinner table tonight that he saw it on a car in the neighborhood.

We were talking about what their teachers think of Bush (The both dislike him)

[republicansarewhores]

33. These are my favorites. The look GREAT on stop signs ;-)

Available at:

http://www.deckofbush.com/bushnowstickers.html



Very subversive ;-)

RAW

[Bjornsdotter]

34. Favorite Sticker

Hi,

My favorite is......"We're all wearing the blue dress now"


Cheers,
Kim

[Jaybird]

35. i saw that one....

a couple of days ago here in wisco..

[osaMABUSh]

36. I like the No W (just a W with a slash thru it) real simple

real clear, not a lot of reading, easily seen.

I also have a "Bush Lied, People Died, Jobs Dried, Cronies Ride, Environment Fried" (could be from a Jessie Jackson speech, just kidding) I like it but a little long and smaller print.

The No W is less intrusive and allows the reader to fill in the blank on why no W.

I know people like to talk about bumper stickers but make sure you actually use them on your car. One trick I learned is to get some of that magnetic backing (sticky on the other side) from a craft store and fashion yourself some removable bumper stickers. Allows changing your anti-Bush tune based on the current events, prevents parking lot vandalism of your car if a repuke happens by (remove the sticker if going to be left unattended for a while), doesn't mare the car's finish, etc.

Believe it or not, everyday I remove my bumper sticker(s) when I park at work then put 'em back on for the commute home.

I'm doing some other 'stealth campaigning' by leaving copies of Bush's resume in public places (libraries, bookstores, Starbucks, restaurants, etc.). This is the resume that has his criminal record, Vietnam record, PNAC, and 'accomplishments' as Gov. and Pres.

Remember most Americans are clueless to the things about Bush that are commonplace here.

[Egalitarian]

37. Do you have a link for that resume?

Or can you post it? Great idea. I'll do some searching myself too.

[bvar22]

38. Not political, but funny.

Spotted today

God WAS my co-pilot,
but we crashed in the mountains
and I had to eat Him!

[TahitiNut]

41. "Lake Wobegon: Where All The Children Are Smarter Than The President"

[Liberal-4-Life]

42. Here's one

[Liberal-4-Life]

43. Here's another

[Egalitarian]

45. On that note

"Blowjobs are safer than Bombs"

[mainer]

44. "Lick Bush"

Made me burst out laughing on the street when I saw it.

[heidiho]

46. "George Bush - You're Fired"

Just ordered that one with a cartoon-like Trump character on it.

[Kukesa]

47. Website.

Here's a website that has lots of good stuff and cheap, too. I ordered a bunch of anti-shrub items and received them in less than a week.

www.stickergiant.com

One of my favorites is: "Blame Clinton; it's easier than thinking."

Kukesa

[Atman]

48. I Support Our Troops, It's Bush I Can't Stand

It's the first one I made, and they've been pretty popular. I have a bunch more here, too...

Bumper Stickers and Lefty Swag

[bif]

50. An ad, not a bumper sticker

but it could be turned into one...

[Langis]

51. OMG this one is great!