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KurtNilsen Donating Member (595 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 12:01 PM
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Good news: Kerry is related to the king of Norway which means he WILL WIN!
The Democrat’s president candidate John Kerry is related to King Harald of Norway, and according to one expert, royal relation ensures that he will win the election this fall.

Not only did Kerry live a couple of years in Oslo during his youth, he is also related with the Norwegian King, according to Harold Brooks-Baker, director of Burke’s Peerage, the «bible» of the European royal families.

«He is not only related to the Queen of England on his mother’s side, but also to the Queen of the Netherlands, the Queen of Denmark and the King of Norway, and other European royal families,» stated Brooks-Baker. «Even Princess Diana was a distant relative.

And it is precisely Kerry’s connections to the royal families that may ensure him the victory in this falls presidential election, according to Brooks-Baker. According to the expert, the candidate who has the most royal blood pulsing in his veins has won every American presidential election since the time of George Washington.

Also President George W. Bush is of blue blood, but not as much as Kerry. Bush is a descendent of Edward I of England.

«But on his mother’s side, Kerry is the direct descendent of John Winthrop, the first governor of the Bay Colony in Massachusetts. And through this Winthrop connection, Kerry has more royal and aristocratic relatives than Bush,» Brooks-Baker stated.

«Even if many think that Bush is going to win, I would bet my money on Kerry. The royal rule always works. The candidate who has the most royal connections always wins. It is the most particular pattern, and this can’t be accidental,» Brooks-Baker said, according to the National Enquirer.

http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article216009.ece
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KurtNilsen Donating Member (595 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 12:26 PM
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1. Hail to the King!
:hi:
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nickinSTL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 12:32 PM
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2. related to the King of Norway
Well, I've heard that this Brooks-Baker guy isn't quite what he seems.

And as for Kerry being related to King Harald, well...so am I. 30th cousins or so, I think. Does that mean I should run for Pres?
:D

Really, I don't take that too seriously...though I like the conclusion!
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KurtNilsen Donating Member (595 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 12:35 PM
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3. I know. I just thought it was a bit of fun.
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loudsue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 12:36 PM
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4. I have to admit.....it shows.
Kerry has more class in his pinky toe-nail that bush has in his whole genetic inheritance.

I saw a "family tree" of the two (Kerry and Bush) on DU a couple of weeks ago, and looking back at their ancestors, you can see where the bush clan started marrying bad blood. It was about 4 generations back....around the level of bush's great-great grandfather.

:kick:
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