Can You Come Up With a One Liner that's a Winner in '04??

[BabsSong]

Saw a piece on the "What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas" ad which has been the most successful ad of last year, producing tremendous results for Vegas. That reminded me of "It's the economy, STUPID"--and that won Clinton the White House because it was something even the most politically ignorant could get their minds around. In this election cycle the repukes already have their slogan: Waffle. Already hear morons respond about Kerry when interviewed as a "waffler"---if pressed, they have no clue why (gee, think that might have been put into their heads by the Bush ad machine??). Anyway, can you come up with a short phrase, a sentence or a word that could do what the above did for Vegas and Clinton?? If you can, I'm going to write the Kerry campaign, the DNC, liberal radio and anyone else I can think of----we need a punch line (America thinks in punch lines). Kerry has a whole slew of great ideas and attacks on Bush but John "ain't got no punch line"..........write one for him.

[Bullshot]

1. Head for the mountains Bush!

[Catshrink]

2. Like father like son....

Like father, like son
One term and you're done!

[dudeness]

3. more war ? vote bush 04

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[Djinn]

67. Nice

even the thickest of the thick can understand that

[robbedvoter]

4. It's the democracy, stupid

[BabsSong]

9. robbedvoter--I like that one....n/t

[renegade000]

11. excellent

[LittleApple81]

12. Of the ones up to now, I like yours the best. n/t

[Leilani]

35. Robbed Voter

You win!

[bpilgrim]

46. nice! or "It's OUR Democracy, stupid"

:hi:

peace

[Djinn]

66. while I like this

it'd really only resonate with lefties anyway - the freepers and swinging voters generally don't seem to have a problem with election theft, the PATRIOT act etc

[KittyWampus]

5. Vote Democratic, The Party With Opposable Thumbs!

:)

[dudeness]

6. vote Kerry ..disarm our own WMD..

..

[VolcanoJen]

7. "What Happens in America, Stays in America."

Show the since-banned Dover photos of flag-draped coffins, bearing the remains of Americans waiting to be repatrioted.

Show the worst parts (hard to choose!!) of Chimpy's latest "news" conference.

Show the re-naming of the French Fry, and the pouring out of already-purchased-and-therefore-irrelevant French Wine.

Show the Dixie Chicks.

Show the "Moran" guy.

Show the WTC crumbling. Show the desperation, that horrific morning, on the Pentagon Lawn.

What happens in America, stays in America.

[DAGDA56]

8. It's an oldie but a goodie...

...VOTE KERRY, because the whole world is watching.

[LadeJarl]

10. Kerry - peace and prosperity (n/t)

[LowerManhattanite]

13. Here's some...

"President Bush...tear down that wall of ignorance!"

"Having experienced the horror of war close-up, I look forward to being your "peace" president."

"700 soldiers dead, 700 million dollars mis-appropriated, and 700 club addicted...numbers don't lie...short-sighted presidents do."

"Mr. President...let me direct your attention towards the enemy---his name isn't Clarke, Woodward or O'Neill, it's a man named Bin Laden".

[Carolina]

30. great lines!

[sablescort]

14. I have the waffle iron, got the batter?

another one:

Time to take out your weedwhacker and trim some Bush this November!

Edited to fix subject fowl-up

[lapfog_1]

15. It's being stupid, stupid!

[checks-n-balances]

16. pResident Bait-and-Switch - Who could believe him THIS time?

On a split screen, play the actual sound bytes of his most untrue campaign promises in 2000, maybe with visuals of just the opposite ("Uniter, not a divider" (show unrest - there are many instances), "Compassionate Conservatism (job losses, etc. etc.), "No nation-building" (headlines of Iraq war) - you get the idea.

Point out all the hypocrisy!

Demonstrate how Chimpy is the real flip-flopper, not Kerry.

(So much for snappy sayings! But at least include reminders of all the the hypocrisy & deceit)

[sweetladybug]

28. I plan to get some bumper stickers that says

"A low or middle income person voting for Bush, would be like a Jew voting for Hitler"
"Con me once shame on Bush. Con me twice shame on me"
"Vote for a True American Hero. Vote for John Kerry"
"George Bush the Great American Manipulator"

[checks-n-balances]

17. I liked the other one that Gephart used in the primaries, too

"If you want to live like a Republican, vote for a Democrat!"

[nonconformist]

18. AWOL Bush - AWOL during Vietnam, AWOL during 9/11

I'm brainstorming for more

[Sub Atomic]

19. I'm John Kerry, and I'm here for you.

He needs to play up his own compassionate side.

The country was misled with shrub's claim of being a compassionate conservative.

I think that John/Jane Sixpack are looking for someone whom they feel is looking out for their interests.

It's becoming more and more apparent that shrub doesn't.

[LowerManhattanite]

23. The Presidency isn't a part-time job...

...I'll be there when you need me.

[doni_georgia]

20. Here's a couple

We've been Bush-Whacked - No More - Kerry 04

I still like:

Bush lied - People died

Still the best is the side by side images of Bush at the elementary school in Florida on 9/11 and the WTC collapsing
"When America needed a leader, where was our president?"

[DU9598]

22. Making things good again

[DAGDA56]

47. Didn't Clinton run on "Where was George?" for awhile there?

nt

[texas1928]

21. Got one

Show the press conference pieces of him saying uhm and uh and then flash W Stands For WHAT?????

[kentuck]

24. WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN - VOTE DEMOCRATIC

Fool me once.............won't get fooled again!


That still cracks me up! :)

[VolcanoJen]

29. Seriously... that infamous byte should be a part of the Kerry Campaign!

It's hilarious, and even makes the 'pubbies gufaw.

Bring on the Laffs,
Jennifer

[PartyPooper]

25. "Part-Time pResident...Full-Time Failure"

:kick:

[texas1928]

26. Got one for Florida

This time don't be nice punch the shit out of that chad.

[vetwife]

27. Agreed..Intelligence is bad...Inside the Oval Office

[Sparkly]

40. I like that

or, "Intelligence Failure Doesn't BEGIN to Describe It"

[Mika]

31. Vote Dem or "We'll all be dead"*

* - G W Bush to Bob Woodward

[Tellurian]

32. Bush chose Corporations over People..

Kerry's theme should be:

"Taking Care of People....Everyday!"

and "Taking Back the People's White House"

or "Taking the White House To the People."

that should do it...

[vetwife]

37. Take it Back in 04

[Wapsie B]

33. "What do you call a military deserter and a rapist?

Mr. President!"

[Mika]

38. John Kerry can handle a pretzel. Bush can't

Or - Bush is an alcoholic, so, no beer. John Kerry can drink beer.

---

... because our Bonesman is better than their Bonesman

[alcuno]

34. "If you want to head in the right direction, take a left."

"One man's flip-flopper is another man's reasoned thinker. But a flop is still a flop."

"It's time to call a halt to the auction. This is America, not Ebay."

"The first three words of the Constitution say, "We the People...," not the corporations, the special interests, the lobbyists, or the elite. It's time for us to take back our Constitution."

"Have you checked your pockets, America?"

"Make George W. Bush the next Mayor of Baghdad."

[tridim]

36. Don't be an idiot by voting for one

For the love of god, vote Kerry in 04.

[vetwife]

39. it's Later than you thing..do you know where your democracy is?

[ashling]

63. I like it!

[AgadorSparticus]

41. bush/cheney= Flopped & Flawed

i'm brainstorming right now too. will post more...

[texas1928]

42. any pic of bush along with

got brain?

[AgadorSparticus]

43. (picture of bush)<--Just Wrong

[texas1928]

44. well

Sometimes you have to look the beast in the eye.

[liarliartieonfire]

45. Compare photos only ..should be enoudh

Side by side: Photo of Charasmatic Kerry/Edwards dynamic duo:

Photo of stupid george and pastey-face sneering cheney:
"ANY QUESTIONS?"

Proably wouldn't even need a caption.
--------------------------

Ok, well maybe george could have his little monkey clothes on and cheney could be the organ grinder.

[texas1928]

48. The republican elephant

And the Caption Ye with out sin cast the first stone.

[AgadorSparticus]

49. Bush can't find Al Queda even if he had a map and an invitation.

edit: better yet, Kerry doesn't need a map and an invitation to find Al Queda.

[bpilgrim]

50. SUPPORT OUR TROOPS - OUTSOURCE THE WAR!

SUPPORT AMERICAN JOBS - OUTSOURCE OUR CxO's

:shrug:

peace

[BattyDem]

51. I love robbedvoter's line, but I'll take a shot at it anyway ...

"It's 1939 and we're Germany ... you get it now?"

[bpilgrim]

53. or SPRINGTIME for HITLER

good one :toast:

peace

[BattyDem]

58. Oh no ... now that song is going to be stuck in my head all night

I can see it now ...
I'll be lying in bed and I won't be able to fall asleep because that disturbingly "catchy" chorus will keep repeating over and over in my mind ...

"Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Deutschland is happy and gay!
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race!"

:crazy: :crazy:

[mouse7]

52. Outsource BUSH.

Sums up the key voting issue and the goal.

[AgadorSparticus]

54. I like this ALOT!!! yes... OUTSOURCE BUSH!

[nonconformist]

59. Ding ding ding!

I love it!

[Endangered Specie]

55. Bush/Cheney 2004-3004

[Endangered Specie]

56. Make YOUR ballot for Kerry, or it could be YOUR last

[loftycity]

57. "That's one bad pilot." The Chimp

[SOteric]

60. Let's keep our soldiers *and* our jobs at home.

[hexola]

61. Kerry Bush Out!

as in Carry

[AgadorSparticus]

62. bush/cheney----the buck stops anywhere but here.

[BattyDem]

64. ROFL!

Good one! :toast:

[DS1]

65. It's the takeover, stupid.

Actually, I really like that! Works on more than one level :hi:

[ThoughtCriminal]

68. It's the stupidity, Stupid.

nt

[democracyindanger]

69. A Vote for Bush is a Vote For Incompetence . nt

[DoNotRefill]

70. Kerry can't fuck the country up any worse than Bush already has.

I don't like Kerry, but that says it all.

[charliebrown]

71. (S)elected

When Bush was (s)elected we all hoped for roses. All we got were the thorns.

[DoNotRefill]

72. Kerry 2004: Texas called, and they want their idiot back.

eom