Lord Help Me!!

[The Lone Liberal]

Don’t you feel like you are stuck in some kind of bad cartoon? This cannot be real! We all need to wake up, this nightmare has gone on way too long. Someone banish the goblins, gremlins, neo-cons, just plain old cons, right-wing born again take me home Jesus nuts and let us have our lives back!

Do you think if we all started wearing garlic we could rid the world of these blood sucking, pond scum, bottom dwelling, maggot breath, knuckle-dragging, shallow-end-of-the-gene-pool, wouldn’t-know-the-truth-if-it-bit-them-in-the-ass, one-eyebrow, lowered forehead, kraut-eating, suckers?

[prodigal_green]

1. What's wrong with kraut?

I like wearing the sweet fragrance of truth--that drives them away in droves.

[LittleApple81]

2. Why don't you just tell us how you feel? We cannot have mealy mouthed

people around here!
Some days I wake up feeling just like that. That is why I get on DU... not everybody in America is like that. But we have to fight back. It would be too bad to let them win.

[phoebe]

3. unfortunately it is all too real and it is getting really ugly really

fast over there in the Middle East. I sincerely hope that somebody/anybody is trying to stop this upcoming bloodbath.

We all need the Lord's help.

[greatauntoftriplets]

4. My suggestion....

...a voodoo doll. Or drink.

[mtnester]

7. Voodoo doll

We are going to NOLA for the first time soon...any recommendations on where to get a(cough cough)very SPECIAL voodoo doll?

Can't hurt to try:shrug:

[greatauntoftriplets]

9. Sorry! I am in Chicago.

:shrug:

Have fun!

[Joanne98]

5. Hey you sound like me. I noticed since I've been listening to Rhandi

Rhodes I've been ranting more. (one-eyebrow) Thanks I hadn't thought of that.lol Keep screaming, the squeaky wheel gets the grease.}(

[movonne]

6. I think we all should pray that they get their way and rapture and

leave us alone.

[Joanne98]

8. The raptures taking too long. We should HELP them go to the

Kingdom to see their damn lord.