I'm just plain sick of these liberal lies about our Presiden

[Mobius]

Lovely hate email from the right.

Folks, all these lies that these Heathen Evil Librual Bastards are making up about our Godly
War hero President George W Bush just brings tears to my eyes. One of two things are going to
happen, either send these selfish lying little renegade Atheist Satan worshipping bastards to
jail or bring the wrath of the almighty Jesus down upon them. May swarms of locusts infest
their homes! These sick bastards won't stop until they have indoctrinated every
single American citizen with their hateful antics and lies about our Godly President. Don't they
know that God himself likes George W Bush!!! Now is the time to be a REAL American and stop
questioning our God-appointed leaders during a time of war. All these unpratriotic satan worshipping liberal
bastards will burn in Hell for opposing
God and George W Bush's wishes!

Ok Folks, enough about the bad side of this world, lets get it on for our Godly PResident
George W Bush. Truly he is the most effective President this country has ever had!
Be sure to say, "thank you, Mr. Bush!" Now those Irak brownies will know what freedom
is all about. Truly, that nation is undergoing healing after they forced us to attack
for the ugly terrorist deeds they did against this great nation.
Soon they'll get a good dose of Christian Love and the wonders
of our free-market system. It makes me proud to be an American! True Christians supported
the war because God wanted it, and True Christians will be there to tell the Iraqis
all about Jesus.

Speaking of being an American, instead of a librul commie Californiacate homo loving
orgy going sex machine using gangbanging Satan worshipping hollywood socialist traitor, have
you registered to vote with the Republican party yet? Folks, avoid burning in that big ole
furnace that Jesus is stoking up as I speak--register and VOTE! God commands it, and it's
your duty as an American! Don't let the evil libruls scare us out of taking what is
rightfully ours in the Middle East, with all their whining about so-called "civilian deaths"
and other hoopla. They are pansies! The libruls don't want us to have the sophisticated
tools needed to stop terra-ism, and they are a danger to our Godly soldiers in the field.

Don't believe the enviro-nazis or the politically
INcorrect crowd. Don't listen to HBO or the Jews or the godless evil libruls whine about
their so-called "rights." They are going to burn in Jesus big ole furnace and the Christian
music will be so loud in Heaven, you won't even have to listen to their screams.



Glory Be !!! Praise our Lord and George W Bush, our most fearless leader

[Mobius]

1. yes, this person was serious.

I know, our worst fears realized....

[Journeyman]

24. Why do you see this as our worst fears realized?. . .

We've no hope of influencing anyone who would agree with such drivel, those who see it as drivel are already in our camp, and the undecided whom we have hope of influencing will treat such a silly missive as the idiocy it is. . . much as they would dismiss any such silliness coming from the left.

[NMDemDist2]

2. oooooo ICK did you have to disinfect your email box???

COOTIES!!!

[Mobius]

5. I did run a virus check

turned up negative.

[Maat]

3. Oh, thanks for the post.

I mean it. I laughed. Course -- is this a good time to admit that I'm a sushi-eatin', LGBT-lovin', non-Christian, Church-of-Religious-Science-goin' (like Unitarian-Universalist), ummm....granola-eatin' Califor-nay-in.

[LittleApple81]

4. This letter must be a joke. Wait, it is not. I have seen the posts from

the freepers and they sound the same.
Do you feel all warm and fuzzy with the love from their God?

[Mobius]

9. No, Oddly I feel dirty, kind of like morning breath

My morning breath is nasty too, trust me.

[Desertrose]

6. ick....here's a reply....

(got this in email)


President Bush claims that he speaks with God and gets his directions from God.  He subsequently declares war and is responsible for the deaths of tens of thousands in Iraq.  A jury in Texas recently declared a woman who killed her kids insane, because she claimed she spoke to God and had received instructions from Him.
 
Go figure.



Peace
DR

[Indiana_Dem]

23. haha! my hubby said the same exact thing lastnight! n/t

[Skittles]

7. LOL, BUSH IS A "GODLY WAR HERO"

poor delusional bastard

[Bluebear]

8. Is it me...

>>Instead of being a librul commie Californiacate homo loving
orgy going sex machine using gangbanging Satan worshipping hollywood socialist traitor<

or does anyone else sense the underlying hunger and longing for just that type of sexual experience in that post?

[Mobius]

11. great scot!

they just might! LOL

[yardwork]

12. Yeah, I got that impression too! LOL!

Also, does anyone know what kind of sex machine he's talking about using?

[jimshoes]

21. It does sound oddly interesting

not that I'm into hollywood types.

[TrogL]

30. been there, done that

actually, it was rather nice.

[yardwork]

10. War hero President George W. Bush????

What, did he get a paper cut while he was perusing the menu at the Country Club during his ANG service in Alabama?

[Mobius]

14. I think he just got consiptated from eating too much cheese

:shrug:

[nostamj]

13. hey! I got hate mail today too!!

through the ?W site email address (which I monitor).

I had a 'teaser' up on the home page about "The Question W Revue" and I got mail with the subj line: "How can I get tickets to your show"

well..................

the mail was just FILTH about wanting to shit on the seats, etc. and that I should, uh, "masticate manure and expire"

nothing worth copying here.

my reply:

sorry to disappoint you but the show is COMPLETELY SOLD OUT

not true as we aren't taking reservations yet but.....

[proud patriot]

15. This is a great email

here's why ,

Every sane person in America will be scared to death of it .

This should be read by everyone wishing to register republican ,
it is the true agenda of these bushie cult members .

they must be addressed as cult members for that is
what they are a CULT ...

Stigmatize them

[scarletwoman]

16. Are you SURE that's not satire?

Sheeeeesh. I don't even know what to say. There's some seriously delusional people in this country, I just hope they're still a minority...

sw

[LynzM]

17. You should find the Onion page

The one that talks about God coming back to earth to yell at people for killing. Either that, or send back this very effective one-line email.


Thou shalt not kill. Remember?

[DAGDA56]

18. That's right, Bob Boudelang is supposed to post on Saturday...

...wait a minute...where's the scary picture, and the references to the trailer park? Hey...YOU'RE NOT BOB!

[DifferentStrokes]

19. No, I swear this was written by the same guy

who writes Bob Boudelang. Or he gets his material from the same place. It's hilarious. I'll be reading this at church tomorrow and will distribute several copies.

Orthodox to Baptist. I think I have all the bases covered. In several cities. You won't believe my mailing list.

I'll also send the repies to Bob Boudelang's master--if I think about it.

[No2W2004]

20. Its from Landover Baptist Church (satire)

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0503/surfin.html

[comsymp]

37. Good catch

Thanks for tracking down the clarification- kinda figured it was too over the top to be legit.

[Mobius]

39. very good catch

It was presented to me as this person's own words. I guess I'm not surprised that the loser could only do a cut and paste job. Im glad I know where it came from.
Thanks

[seabeyond]

22. i'zzz just thinking the same thing, make a copy

and give it to the teachers and principle and superintendent of the christian school boys go to. tell them this is who is representing them, and their religion. how comfortable are they with this. if it is time yet to speak up about hate and judgement and hypocrisy and foolishness

[DaveSZ]

27. OMG

The Fundies are going to destory the world I swear.

:(

[stewert]

25. Try This One (WOW)

Check this one out:

Name: rick
Subject: demos suck
Date: Wed, Dec 3 2003 at 12:01 am

Message To Unpatriotic Citizens And Socialist Scum.

The war on terrorism is a war against fanatical, racist, sexist, backwards,oppressive mutants from
hell. You anti-war morons should be ashamed of your overt displays of cowardice, ignorance,
hypocrisy, anti-Americanism,anti-Semitism, and support for terrorists who would just as soon kill
you than look at you.

Word to the morons: Supporting Saddam Hussein or Yasser Arafat is anything but patriotic, and
sympathizing with Al-Qaida is suicidal and sheer insanity. You babbling idiots rant and rave
against racism, sexism and oppression, yet the Islamic neanderthals you support currently run, or
used to run, the most racist, sexist and oppressive regimes on earth.

Peace and justice my ass!

You can read the rest here:

http://www.oreilly-sucks.com/politics/repubcomments.htm

[Piperay]

26. Are the spelling errors

for real?? :crazy:

[DAGDA56]

29. He or she seemed to get "morons" right...

I guess the picture of the poor inbred Card's fan is having an impact.

[JPJones]

28. Here's an example of our Christian love

[Nimble_Idea]

31. had me laughing the whole time

too bad it turned to pity as I realized that people out there
actually think like this.

[Arugula Latte]

32. Loud Christian music in heaven?

I'd rather burn in hell for all eternity ...

Good thing I don't believe in either place.

[9215]

33. Here's where the author tips

his/her hand: "PResident". But he should have done it pResident.

Plus the author is obviously being satirical regarding "Godly Bush".

[WillyBrandt]

34. This really sounds like parody

[No2W2004]

36. it is a parody

see post 20

[Norquist Nemesis]

35. He kept spelling my name wrong!

It's "liburl" you idiot.

[walmartsucks]

38. This can't be a real email

I mean, I know there are some dumb people in the world, but this is really stretching it

[Mobius]

40. I swear it was presented to me as this person's own words

Im glad someone found the true origin.

[No2W2004]

41. Oh, I have no doubt it was,

most freepers couldn't be this creative, so they are probably circulating this as a statement of their viewpoints. If you can, why don't you show this person where it came from?



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