"For security reasons, there are no security reports" This is no joke

[NNN0LHI]

Don't ask about Iraq security -- it's too risky

http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/OWE443546.htm

BAGHDAD, April 24 (Reuters) - Iraq's U.S.-led authorities are telling anyone who wants information about risks in the violence-torn country to seek it elsewhere.

"For security reasons, there are no security reports," says the weekly reports section of the Coalition Provisional Authority website (http://www.cpa-iraq.org/weeklies.html ).

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[aquart]

1. Yes. Yes, it is a joke.

It's an irony thing.

[Bok_Tukalo]

2. Iraq has entered farce

That is straight out of Catch-22.

"That's the way things go when you elevate mediocre people to positions of authority."

[ewagner]

3. Absolutely Catch-22.

The Parade which was not scheduled for today has been cancelled.

[doni_georgia]

4. Ask for an intelligence report . . .

there is no intelligence.

Ask for a progress report; there is no progress

Yup, bout right for this misadministration

[liberalhistorian]

5. We have now officially entered the realm of

1984 and doublespeak.

War is Peace!!
Freedom is Slavery!
Up is down, down is up!!

[fishnfla]

6. Due to lack of security, we are unable to provide a security report

that will be all

[Bluebear]

7. As Rummy would say....

"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - the ones we don't know we don't know".