Let's have some fun!

[doni_georgia]

Just came from a very enjoyable evening watching my daughter dance in her ballet company's reperatory show. Had a blast, and want to continue with the fun.

Let's do a Weird Al and bowdlerize some song lyrics for this administration

I'll start:


To the tune of Copa Cabana

His name is Dubya
He was a playboy
His dad had millions just to spare
But his brain just wasn't there

There was a war on
He went to Bama
The only time he caused a buzz
Was when they wondered where he was
He lived a party life
Out every night til five
He was young and he had the money
Just don't let him drive

He's the Dubya, George Dubya Bush, son
The shallowest man in the nation
he's the Dubya, George Dubya Bush, son
Partying and drinking were all he was thinking
He's the Dubya

Don't let him drive

[doni_georgia]

1. Damn my husband just thought of another one

This one is from Mac - Dubya is singing

Everybody loves a clown
So why don't you
Everybody laughs at the man called Duba-you

They all laughed when they saw me comin
But when I draft em they'll all start runnin
Everybody loves a clown
Except DU
The Clown who's after YOU

I called the press to a conference just last week
When I got a question I didn't know I just freaked
If you wonder why this clown is mumblin
I don't have a brain that's why I'm stumblin
It's not easy to be at war you see
When you're a clown like me

I don't know how to say that I was wrong
My handlers keep tellin me I shouldn't talk too long
Yes I'm a clown but that's not all I'll be
Soon you're gonna see the other side of me
Then I'll be the guy who plays the part
Of a clown without a heart
Fattening all my buddies while the country falls apart

[Direckshun]

2. Twinkle, Twinkle

Twinkle, twinkle, young Jafar,
Watch out for your country's czar.
Bush might try to shake his fist,
Link your czar to terrorists...
Twinkle, twinkle, young Jafar,
Our country's President's subpar.

[AlCzervik]

3. OMG!!!! So simple

and brilliant! I doff my hat to you, Kudos!

[Direckshun]

4. Village People's "Macho Man"

Weapons...didja find the weapons?
Weapons...didja find the weapons?

Everyone trusted in that Texas Texas man
To find those stinking weapons, and have an exit plan
Bombing the whole country, go Bush go
But where are those weapons? Bush don't know.
You can best believe that he's a Texas man
Ready to get down with anyone he can...

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Texas, Texas man (Texas man)
We should impeach that Texas man
Texas, Texas man
We should impeach that Texas! Ow....

[doni_georgia]

5. Good one! n/t