Mother’s Helper Position Desired

[TruthIsAll]

Deeply religious, prays daily
Will blowup frogs to keep garden neat.
Will teach children how to master video games.
Will not waste time reading newspapers or books.
Will take car to personal gas outlet for fillup.
Have baseball card collection, sans Sammy Sosa
Have worked very closely with AA.
Will recommend SEC-experienced tax accountant/lawyer
Have skimmed LeHay novels.
Harvard grad (C+)
Honorable Discharge from Texas Air National Guard
Expert cheerleader
Excellent BFEE references
Have bullhorn to gather kids for dinner.
Will serve Thanksgiving turkey.

Only requirement: Must be in bed by 9.

[fishnfla]

1. Not pet friendly

butter-fingery

[nostamj]

2. will not touch your pretzels

without supervision.

TALTY

[enough]

3. TruthIsAll, I love you. (nt)

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