TruthIsAll
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Sun Apr-25-04 09:34 PM
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Mother’s Helper Position Desired |
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Edited on Sun Apr-25-04 09:43 PM by TruthIsAll
Deeply religious, prays daily Will blowup frogs to keep garden neat. Will teach children how to master video games. Will not waste time reading newspapers or books. Will take car to personal gas outlet for fillup. Have baseball card collection, sans Sammy Sosa Have worked very closely with AA. Will recommend SEC-experienced tax accountant/lawyer Have skimmed LeHay novels. Harvard grad (C+) Honorable Discharge from Texas Air National Guard Expert cheerleader Excellent BFEE references Have bullhorn to gather kids for dinner. Will serve Thanksgiving turkey.
Only requirement: Must be in bed by 9.
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Sun Apr-25-04 09:37 PM
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2. will not touch your pretzels |
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without supervision.
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3. TruthIsAll, I love you. (nt) |
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