Mail Call!

[Badger1]

I just picked up my mail and what do you know? A 5 1/4% offer on a credit card my Marriot Rewards statement, my did you know that your membership in the Democratic Party has expired letter and lo and behold , drum roll for effect..................... a 8 x 10 color photo of the shrub! Complete with a letter from Ed Gillespie! The question is this. The letter says, " I hope you will display this personalized photograph of President Bush proudly as a symbol of your support for his positive vision of a better future for our country" So what do I do with it? Send it back? I have anti Bush signs on my front door and my front window has a Impeach Bush sign in it already. Put it on my dart board, take a picture and send that back to Ed in the enclosed envelope requesting a donation? I want to have some fun with it. Choices people?

[displacedtexan]

1. Dartboard comes to mind.

:)

[Fenris]

2. I got 2!

[Lisa0825]

3. Be sure a big bag of pretzels is somewhere in the pic you send back!

[nonconformist]

4. Send it back in the same envelope

So they have to pay the return postage for it.

[lovedems]

5. But not before you give him an evil moustache and devil ears.

or you could use your markers to make him look like a clown.

I agree, mail it back, but first you MUST decorate old Georgie.

[khashka]

6. Draw a mustache on it,

Devil horns, a 666 on his forehead and a balloon caption that says "the more American soldiers dead and maimed for my bank account the happier I am". Then put it back in the same envelope and write Return To Sender.

Simple, easy, fun.

Khash.

[jorno67]

7. Use it

to make up a "wanted poster" and hang it up at your local post office.

[eileen from OH]

8. Send it back with a note. ..

"Omigod, that's the PRESIDENT? Sheet, him 'n' me used to get wasted in Alabama while we wuz in the Guard. Jesus H. Christ that guy could snort a Buick and sneeze out the tires. Hell, you tell ol' Georgie that he can count on me for a few bucks just as soon as my mules get back from Mexico."

eileen from OH

[doni_georgia]

9. Use it as a dart board, line the kitty litter box or bird cage,

We got a Repug poll in the mail the other day (how in the hell we ended up on their mailing list I do not know). We have been working on it for days :evilgrin: We are going to send it in along with a photocopy of the email from JK thanking us for our donation! Ass holes!

[doni_georgia]

10. Just thought of another idea

Send a donation to the DNC or Kerry Campaign directly. Send them the picture (doctored of course) with a note on it - Bush sent me this which reminded me that I needed to give you guys money.

[pstokely]

11. send them expired coupons

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