Have you ever noticed how the "homeland security" department's....

[Mattforclark]

/begin rant

color coded threat level meter does NOT correspond to ROYGBIV (electromagnetic spectrum)? It's ROYBG(IV) instead of of ROYGB(IV)!!! Does this make sense? At all? Whose stupid idea was it to not utilize that as a tool to make it easier to remember what order the colors go in? Are these the same people who are supposedly protecting us against terrorists? And why is it called the "homeland" security department, anyway? Can't we have a slightly less fascistic name?

/end rant

[LibertyorDeath]

1. I know.....I prefer this one...

:)

[Mattforclark]

2. That one's even MORE perverse

not only does it keep the screwed up color order, but it associates Elmo, of all muppets, with the GREATEST THREAT OF TERRORIST ATTACK!

Also, it will lead to the downfall and utter destruction of heterosexual marriage as people flock to get divorces, because Bert and Ernie are gay.

[LibertyorDeath]

6. Bert and Ernie are gay.? Do they have a show on cable or something

[Mattforclark]

7. Yeah, it's the homosexual activist public broadcasting corporation

or so they say

[7th_Sephiroth]

5. dont you know

its bert who's in with usama

[RoyGBiv]

3. Makes no sense at all...

I guess they didn't get my memo.

Sorry...I have no point...just couldn't resist.

[Mattforclark]

4. Brilliant

your name, that is!

:evilgrin:

[AZCat]

8. I prefer this more realistic one anyway

http://www.villagephotos.com/viewpubimage.asp?id_=8623042