The Chimp's medals as commander in chief

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the Purple Throat: for choking on a pretzel while under the influence

The Forked Tongue: for lying, lying, lying

Two Yellow Hearts: for running away from Viet Nam service and for running away and hiding on 9/11 (OK, one of those medals is prior to his residency).

The Powdered Wig: for dressing up as a real military man, "Mission Accomplished"

The Congressional Medal of Dishonor (aka subpeona) for refusing and resisting the advise and consent clause of the constitution.

I'm not an artist, so I can't visually represent these, but I'm sure one of you can.

Please feel free to add to the list!

[catmandu57]

1. He inheirited st. ronnie the rayguns's medal

It weighs 500 lbs and sleeps by the door. Nancy donated it, on advise of her spiritual advisor.

[opihimoimoi]

2. The Pillow on the Wheel Award.... for sleeping on it on Aug 6th 2001

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

3. This artist's rendition of the Yellow Heart Award

Hope you enjoy!

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4. Funderful!

per Rob Cordry from the daily show (fucking wonderful)

On edit: This should be an avatar!!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

5. I don't know if I could do that

I don't know how well it would look being so small and i also don't know if i could get the file size small enough. I'll give it a try a little later, but I unfortunately must attend a meeting now.