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qb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-04 12:20 PM
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Lynne Cheney Got Pregnant to Keep Dick Out of Vietnam
I swiped this headline from http://www.democrats.com

http://www.americacomingtogether.com/press/cheneymilitary4_26.cfm
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Cheney gets a fifth deferment - when wife becomes pregnant... 'Students of obstetrics will observe that Elizabeth Cheney's birth date falls precisely nine months and two days after the Selective Service publicly revoked its policy of not drafting childless husbands. This would seem to indicate that the Cheneys were seized with an untamable passion the moment Dick Cheney became vulnerable to the Vietnam draft.'"
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So... is this why God "punished" him by giving him a lesbian daughter?
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-04 12:23 PM
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1. Chuckle, chuckle
his daughter took one look at him and decided all men were monsters maybe.
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Tummler Donating Member (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-04 12:27 PM
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2. Oh, the irony
To keep Dick out, she had to let dick in!
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bigtree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-04 12:31 PM
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3. Whoo!
LOL :+
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PfcHammer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-04 12:43 PM
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4. n/t
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