Stuff I Want from President Kerry: (my wish list)

[BabsSong]

1) Kick the press core entirely out of the White House---hey, the more Bush treated them like dirt, the more they licked his boots and the more the public thought it was "cute". Drop kick them-they're no friend of yours, John.

2) Put your Attorney General, CIA, FBI and Internal Revenue Service on the case of outing Falwell, Robertson and their ilk. Find their scam. Arrest them. Put them in Camp X-Ray and deny them a lawyer.

3) Have the FCC fine Fox, CNN, MSNBC, et al, 10 billion dollars apiece for true obscenity and crimes against the American people.

4) Buy Rick Santorum a dog---a small one will do for his purposes.

5) Arrest and put Limbaugh behind bars where he belongs for his little pill buying business. Put Sadaam in the same cell. You want the bastard punished? Well, listening to that gas bag minus his pills, will be a fate worse than death.

6) Do a pre-emptive strike on Texas so we don't have to put up with anymore of their WMD politicians launched against the rest of us (and besides war makes the people love you and love you even more if you lie to them about why your doing it). Make sure Bush is back in Crawford, Daddy is there, and DeLay is visiting home when you do it.

7) Throw a big party. DC has been dead since the Jeb Clampets took up residency. Let Theresa show how a gracious First Lady hosts the world.

8) Send Jeb to Baghadad to clean up his brother's mess........

[sangh0]

1. I want fluffy bunny rabbits

and long walks on the beach at sunset

[BabsSong]

2. sangho--that sounds so peaceful compared to terra, terra terra terra

all day long. I'll add that to the list.

[trof]

9. and marshmellow roasts and

s'mores.
yeah

[djeseru]

3. Whoa!

* is not a Texan ~ can we just deport him to Saudi Arabia instead? His 'friends' are already there.

Either that, or let us leave the state before turning it to glass. :P

[BabsSong]

6. djeseru--may I remind you: if you harbor a terrorist, support a terrorist

give a terrorist a goddamn pig farm to live on, or let a terrorist's old man live on your soil YOU ARE A TERRORIST!!!---stay at your own peril.

[djeseru]

8. I will be packing soon.

;-)

[Bronco69]

4. Please make sure us Texas DUers

get advanced warning before the pre-emptive strike. :-)

[rumguy]

5. round up freeps and put them in camps

re-eductation camps...

[BabsSong]

7. rumguy-EXCELLENT: that could be Kerry's new education initiative

and that one is really, really worthwhile of all the funding necessary!!!!