Scott McClellan explans the time limit on President’s 9-11 appearance.

[The Lone Liberal]

Scott McClellan, explained today why the President and Vice-president would only be answering a few questions from the 9-11 commission, McClellan said, “the reason of why the interview will be short is that the with Bush sitting like a ventriloquist’s dummy on Cheney’s knee, the Vice-president’s knee will go to sleep. Also,we have been timing it and the President can only stand to have VP's hand run up his ass for just a little over 15 minutes.”

[kerryin2004]

1. very good n/t

[librechik]

2. and only if Condi is simultaneously fellating him. n/t

that explains the "private testimony" Condi is due to give soon.

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. And crashcart better not drink any water...

...when numbnuts is pontificating.

Didn't work for Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy.

[buycitgo]

4. did you hear who tweety compared them to?

in front of Kerry, no less?

[The Lone Liberal]

5. No, I did not hear

who?