Children, once a powerful Republican sided with the terrorist

[The Lone Liberal]

Can, you all say, Phil (get them out of the wagon) Gramm, hero of the right-wing, Texan extraordinary. Well the story goes that once a wise man, Bill Clinton, said, “we need to find all the terrorist money.” So this wise man sent a bill to the REPUBLICAN CONGRESS, that asked for the authority to demand that banks and financial institutions hand over the goods on money being laundered by them for the terrorist.

Oh boy, did that make the right-wing Texan see stars, he was so mad that he called such goings on, “totalitarian” and he killed the bill in his Senate Banking Committee, which made all the banks happy because they didn’t want to fink out the terrorist. The Republican Senate cheered and cheered because they too didn’t want to fink out the rich Saudis and the Republican Congress hid in a dark closet and looked at naughty words in order to impeach the wise man, rather than chase some phantom terrorist. The Right-wing Senator Gramm said the reason he was against the bill was he was a “civil libertarian.”

You all can guess what happened then…..9-11 happened and another Right Wing Texan took us to war in Iraq. THE END (we hope)

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1. Hell, Rumsfeld glad-handed Saddam Hussein...

...back in 1984.