The Onion: Bush To Iraqi Militants: 'Please Stop Bringing It On'

[GiovanniC]

WASHINGTON, DC—In an internationally televised statement Monday, President Bush modified a July 2003 challenge to Iraqi militants attacking U.S. forces. "Terrorists, Saddam loyalists, and anti-American insurgents: Please stop bringing it on now," Bush said at a Monday press conference. "Nine months and 500 U.S. casualties ago, I may have invited y'all to bring it on, but as of today, I formally rescind that statement. I would officially like for you to step back." The president added that the "it" Iraqis should stop bringing includes gunfire, bombings, grenade attacks, and suicide missions of all types.

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[w13rd0]

1. sad thing is...

...the reason this is parody is because we all know Bush doesn't give a shit how many US soldiers or Iraqi civilians die or are maimed in pursuit of whatever the hell he is hell-bent on pursuing...

[bif]

2. Bril!

The Onion does it again.

[GiovanniC]

3. Kick

:kick:

[NewJeffCT]

4. I cringed when he said it last year

And, I still cringe thinking of it. I imagine every parent of a soldier in Iraq cringed as well...

[skippysmom]

5. The Onion kicks ass!

I also liked the article from Condi that preventing 9/11 would have required people to work overtime. Brilliant!

[West Coast Democrat]

6. "Sept 11 Could Not Have Been Prevented....

Without Accruing A Lot of Overtime"--Condi Rice

That's a good one too!!

[Gruenemann]

7. The I guess that must be why they're making it possible

to force everyone to work overtime without paying them for it.