The GOP needs our help! Let's write slogans for 'em

[Bossy Monkey]

I'm feeling strongly right now for: "The Republican Party-- It's SWINEtastic!" but there are so many evils that this leaves out. (It'd be great for Halliburton, though.) C'mon! Let's show our buddies the GOP that there's no hard feelings, even though they're lying, cheating, swindling, murderous, cowardly scumbags. (Did I miss anything?)
Extra points for putting it in bumper sticker or poster format. Let's go!

[ET Awful]

1. Vote Republican, It'll Help You Get Laid . . . .

or at the very least totally fuc*^ed!

[LynzM]

3. ROFLMAO

That's a good one!

[daa]

4. Unless you are rich nt

[Commendatori]

2. Vote Republican - the rich need compassion, too

[denverbill]

5. Vote Republican - Because the Future Doesn't Matter.

[Joanne98]

12. vote republican-because the future doesn't matter-the rapture is coming

:)

[jpak]

6. Vote Republican - Work for Free (new overtime rules)

Vote Republican - Tax the Unborn

Vote Republican - Terra 4 Ever

Vote Republican - Deficits Don't Matter (Reagan said so)

Vote Republican - God Commands You!

Vote Republican - and YOUR vote WILL Count Twice (BBV)

Vote Republican - We Haven't Stolen All Your Money Yet

Vote Republican - Keep the Red Ink Flowing

Vote Republican - The Ejamucation Party

Vote Republican - Killing Stupid Little Foreign People Since 9/11/01

Vote Republican - and REALLY Endanger Those Species

Vote Republican - Cuz the Earth Isn't Warm Enough

Vote Republican - Today I-raq Tommorow The World!

Vote Republican - We Really Can Change Blood into Oil

Vote Republican - We Don't Look French

[NewJeffCT]

9. a few more

Republicans - Raising fleecing the poor & middle class to an art form.

Vote Republican - Or Else (we're watching)

[Bossy Monkey]

7. Wan kick so I can find this again

It was moved from the Lounge (I was the one who alerted on myself, so don't think I'm criticising) so the link in My Posts didn't work anymore. Not like one kick is going to give it any traction, but still

[revcarol]

8. Vote for Chickenhawk Cheney - the REAL President

x

[Zero Gravitas]

10. Vote Bush-Cheney 04

Because the Middle Class Is Bad For The Economy!

We Take Our Orders From The Saudis, Not The French!

[truthspeaker]

11. Four more wars!

[RoBear]

13. Bush/Cheney

Unencumbered by ethics.

[Dark]

14. Every aborted child is a worker we could have exploited.

[Bossy Monkey]

18. Brilliant; should have had this on fake Bush-Cheney signs Sunday n/t

[Bossy Monkey]

20. Whoops, put reply in wrong place n/t

[calimary]

28. ...or sent to Iraq.

[genius]

15. Jesus loved the poor. With us, there'll be more of them.

[Dark]

16. Good one!

[Junkdrawer]

17. Vote for Bush - he had the sense not to Fly while High...n/t

[OnionPatch]

19. Vote Republican....So You Don't Have to Care

[Bossy Monkey]

21. GOP: Giving you a new kind of vacation; we're sending your job overseas!

[sandnsea]

22. Vote Republican - No Thinking Required! n/t

[Blue-Jay]

24. Whoops. You got in while I was typing.

[sandnsea]

29. Great minds think alike! n/t

[Blue-Jay]

23. Vote Republican - It's Easier Than Thinking

It's the perfect slogan. Catchy and factual.

[tanyev]

25. Republicans for

Universal Wealth Care

[texastoast]

31. Welcome tanyev

Great slogan!

[doni_georgia]

26. GOP= Gorging on Power!

[doni_georgia]

27. GOP = Greed Over Prosperity

[Bossy Monkey]

30. By George, I think you've got it!

(By George only sort of meant as a pun:))

[DinahMoeHum]

33. GOP=Greed Over Patriotism, Greedy Oily Profiteers. . .

etc.

:kick:

[Bossy Monkey]

32. Apocalypse Now isn't just a movie anymore n/t