Whenever I see Tucker Carlson..I want to SLAP HIM ACROSS THE FACE!

[glarius]

Why is that?...I'm a non-violent person, but there is something about that supercilious, smarmy, obsequious Republican BULLSHITTER, I just want to punch him!!!!!!!!

[Dookus]

1. you suffer from bowtie rage

it's very common. Slap him silly.

[Webster Green]

2. Ditto...

What an ass!

[Bluebear]

3. He is always hopping mad about something.

He talks fasterandfasterfaster to get his point in and his little voice starts getting higher and higher.

[nadinbrzezinski]

4. He needs a tour of duty in down town baghdad

I am sure that will change his view of the world, preferably as a BUCK PRIVATE

[DinahMoeHum]

10. Tour of duty in Baghdad? He's already done that. . .

in the March issue of Esquire magazine. He did a story on "private contractors" (aka mercenaries). The beginning of the article shows Bowtie cradling something like an AK-47, flanked by two of those guys. He may have been dressed like one of them, with vest and all, but you can spot the douchebag in an instant.

Unfortunately, the online version of Esquire doesn't show the photo, only the print version. Read the back issue in a library.


:nuke:

[boxster]

5. For me, it's his complete willingness to spout unbelievable BS

with an utter and complete disregard for reality or truth.

And he does it in such a nonchalant, what-me-worry manner.

Edit: oh, yes, and his over-the-top, feigned outrage is just as fricking annoying.

[SayitAintSo]

6. He is Sooooooooo arogant. and condescending ....

He does the same thing to me .... It's like he ALWAYS has and angle - always trying to play GOTCHA... No real serious inquiry.

[against all enemies]

7. He should enlist -

he thinks the war is such a great thing. oh that's right, he is a piece of shit hypocrite.

[SayitAintSo]

8. ANTI-AMERICANISM RUNS DEEP ON THE LEFT ??????

Did you hear that with Bianca Jagger ? Boy I'd like to snatch his little jewels thru the TV and throttle him....I need to turn this off and go paint .....

[alvis]

17. I heard that

and then he brought up something about the Sandinistas and a speech Bianca Jagger gave in 1991 or 1992 or something. This kid is just plain silly. But I like it when Carville is on with Tucker, he usually gets in some good lines to make Tucker shut up. :)

[indigobusiness]

21. "Anti- Americanism ain't the same as Anti-corruption in America, Tucker"

Was my shouted response to his latest knee-jerk.

What a predictable clown.

How does he sleep?

[Generator]

9. I've felt that way ever since I saw him make fun of little old ladies

that were confused on how to vote in Florida. He's the kinda of creep that likes to pick on the meek.

[robbedvoter]

13. Right on! Bill Press lost my respect too for chimimg in

One funny moment on Morning Sedition when begala was on (an otherwise infuriating appearance). mark maron asked him if he is not tempted to smack *ucker over the head sometimes. begala answered: "Why would I want that? he is a very sensitive man. Cries during coommercials"

[gold_bug]

11. I just want to force him to

get a new hairstyle.

[cyr330]

12. I'm really ashamed of my thoughts

But I wouldn't stop by slapping him. I fantasize about taking a baseball bat to him, and that really frightens me, because I'm a real pacifis at heart!

[glarius]

18. I almost have to laugh...I know EXACTLY how you feel ....He brings out

the most violent reactions I never would have thought I was capable of....I think it's his ability to sneak in every right wing opinion somehow...He talks over people and gets away with it..ALWAYS!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

23. This would not be a good time for you to watch...

..."The Untouchables."



Tucker! Look out! He's got a bat! (Sorry, you killed me with "But I wouldn't stop by slapping him")

:evilgrin:

[LizW]

14. He's an incredible creep

He screams over everyone.

I could die happy if one day Carville would stand up and just punch the little shit out.

[bhunt70]

15. can you believe he has 4 kids?

[glarius]

16. Go away Dershowicz....he has lost credibility with me

I think he is a zealot...

[PragMantisT]

19. Oh come on,

Let's just sodomize him with a D-cell Maglite.

[samsingh]

20. sounds like you're a very intelligent person!

tucker is a whinning idiot

[mitchum]

22. He certainly deserves a slap, rather than a punch, in the face

Dashiell Hammett fans know what I mean...

[AlabamaYankee]

24. David Brooks Affects Me the Same Way

Even looking at the picture beside his column. The smarmy, facile, smugness just drives me over the edge, and I'm a card carrying, conscientious objecting pacifist.

I've even stopped watching Lehrer on Fridays; Shields is great, but Brooks just brings up the bile.