Bush* Resignation Speech! (in fantasyland, of course)

[Snoggera]

Muh fellow, well, yer not really mah fellow, amurkins. Ah have tried an tried to git you'all on board this train bound fer freedom an liverbra-er-limbograt-uh- liberayshun, but ain't no one wants to jump on board. Why's it called liberayshun anyways? I hereby proclaim it herehenceforwardly to be known as Compashunal Conserver-a-shun. Well, that ain't true neither. No, I misspoken again. There's many folks that want to be a part of this thing, er, deal, uh, thingy called a train. And like I said! That train is the real deal! It ain't like them trains my daddy run around on tracks fer me when I was about knee high to a grasshoppers knee. No sirree sir. And don't call me sir ever again!

So. I have come before you tonight to step down from my lofty perch on the hill and leave this purty, big ole white house. I got other thingys that are a callin' me. It ain't just god that talks real conversational like to me, ya know. I hear other voices that sound real, you know, knowy and all about stuff, and they want me to say adios amigos, well, yer not really my amigos, but what the hell (that evil doing satan got me fer a minute),

Adios!

(that means good bye fer all you'all gringo types). Did I mention that brown skinned people can too have a democracy if others help'em along?

See ya in the next foxhole! (I don't THINK so!!!! ha aha ha. Me and my friends got money. We'll be watching ya on tv!)

I have no problem with fantasy.

[sundancekid]

1. sign me up for this fantasy trip too ... can we possibly add to it???

and 2, mah fella merikans, some of them folks said I is "all hat and no cattle" but they is wrong; no, that ain't so ... I'm gonna go to mah wrench in Crawlfadd, Texas and get me some of them head (of cattle) ...
:toast: