PM of Singapore not eager to shake * hand. must be DUer (pic)

[PfcHammer]

come on, pardner. put it there, brown person.

US President George W. Bush (news - web sites) (R) reaches out to shake hands with the Prime Minister of Singapore Goh Chok Tong (L) as the two meet privately in the Oval Office of the White House, in Washington, DC.(AFP/Paul J. Richards)

[mr_hat]

1. He's actually gesticulating. "What's that word? You know... Uh, nookulur?"

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. so how come you folks serve pork fried rice with every meal?

I mean, some of us don't like that salty porky stuff... (stuffs handfull of pork rinds into face)... and what's with calling your dinners by number? You have grocery stores in China, right? So how the hell do you folks buy the ingredients for a "number 3"? Back in Crawford I send Scotty McClellan out to get my bar-be-que dinner fixins but he never comes back with the kind of cole slaw I like. I like the sweet kind. Have you ever had that? It's really good with a big ol slab of barbequed beef and a nice bottle of Mad Dog 20-20 mixed with a double shot of red Nyquil... Now tell me something, which of these funny little names am I supposed to call you by? Goh... Chok... Tong? Hell, that's not a name, that's tellin' someone to do something. Watch this Chang.. Scotty, Scotty McClellan, get your yankee ass in here... Go Chop Wood... See that Chang... You got a name like I told Scotty to Go Chop Wood... I don't think I'll be able to keep a straight face calling you Go Chop Wood, so how's this, when you're here with me I'll call you "Cholly", you like that? Cholly? Good right? Okay Cholly, Mrs. Bush really wants to meet your General Chao, I mean, how does a guy in charge of the second largest military in the world have time to invent such awesome chicken? Any chance we could get him here to school my palls at Kellog Brown and Root? Thay make chicken, but it's that nasty Thai stuff... you know Thai food? What am I saying Cholly, of course you do, you're Chinese, am I right Cholly, am I right? So you know what I mean... I know you Chinee folks eat anything, and I mean anything, but there ain't no reason to make God Fearing US Soldiers eat hen penises and horse anus. What they need is some good old fashioned Chinee cooking....

pResident George W again demonstrates his awesome textbook knowledge of the world outside Crawford Texas

[seabeyond]

3. bush has girlie hands

look at them, funny. i have a thing about guys hands, my dad had huge strong hands and when i was a little girl i would hold his hand and play with it often i remember, and every since i do a eeeeewwwwwww to a man with girlie hands.

bushie boy has girlie hands, bah ha ha hah

is a good picture and that hands sits out there and still not seeing him move to bush, though i am sure he did eventually. lol. thanks for sharing. i enjoyed this one

[Lisa]

4. not a surprise!

He's done nothing but lounge around and get manicures! So much for the big tough rancher. When guys (or girls!) do a lot of heavy labour, it really shows in the hands.

p.s. I can't blame the PM for not wanting to touch W -- who knows where those hands have been! (Maybe he's seen that clip of * picking his nose at the Rangers game?)

[BigMcLargehuge]

5. He is Curly from Of Mice and Men

[Hubert Flottz]

6. Goh Chok Tong sez.........................................

Hey, don't hand me that shit!