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GiovanniC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:41 PM
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Bob Novak Can Lick My Nuts
Asking Paul Begala if he'd make Jerry Springer "Democrat of the Year", completely ignoring the fact that Springer received that honor in OHIO, where he only had competition from Ohio's other three Democrats.

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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:43 PM
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1. I almost jumped through the TV last week
to choke him. Said "people have plenty of money and jobs."
What friggin' planet does he live on...oh, year, planet Millionaire...
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billybob537 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:47 PM
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2. Novak is no journalist
He's a party hack. The fools tool. They used Novak to out Plame.
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prodigal_green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:48 PM
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3. Neosporin
Make sure you have plenty of neosporin available if he does...wouldn't want to catch anything nasty.

Springer was the mayor of Cincinnati (?) before becoming a trash-talk show host.
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GiovanniC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:53 PM
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5. Yeah...
And there've been some rumors about him maybe running for governor. He apparently was recently named "Democrat of the Year" by the Ohio Democratic Party, and Novak was sneering at the prospect of Springer being Democrat of the Year, saying that says a lot about Democrats when Springer is the best one.

Begala said something to the effect that Springer might have a disgusting show, but he didn't lie us into war, he didn't lie about weapons of mass destruction, et cetera.

Novak then started screaming over Begala, saying, "Do you think Jerry Springer is the Democrat of the Year? Do you think Jerry Springer is the Democrat of the Year?"

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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:52 PM
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4. Novak CAN'T lick MY nuts.
Edited on Mon May-17-04 03:52 PM by Jackpine Radical
I'm a lot more choosy about that than some people apparently are.
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GiovanniC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:57 PM
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7. Figuratively. Not Literally.
n/t
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:32 PM
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8. Sure, that's what you say NOW...
:9:
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boobooday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:56 PM
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6. Novak can't lick my nuts
1. I don't have any
2. He probably has a fungus on his tongue

But he is a PIG.

http://www.wgoeshome.com
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:39 PM
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9. I'm having a REALLY big problem
with the visual of the Douchebag for Liberty licking anyone's nuts. I wouldn't let him lick my dog's nuts. And my dog would probably like it.
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i have issues Donating Member (451 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 05:00 PM
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10. Why is he still employed???
And why is he still free? Isn't he a traitor? Joe Wilson is still asking, and so am I...
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Feanorcurufinwe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 05:04 PM
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11. The image of Bob Novak licking your nuts
is something that I hope recedes quickly from my mind.

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GiovanniC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 06:04 PM
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13. You Know What I Have Found Cures That?
The thought of Anna Kournikova licking my nuts.

That cures a lot of ailments, actually.

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imax2268 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 05:17 PM
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12. Dip'em
in Marinara sauce to add flavor...heh heh heh...

Bob Nofacts is a tool...
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