usregimechange
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Wed Jun-02-04 10:38 AM
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Joke: Changing light bulbs in the Bush Administration |
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Changing light bulbs in the Bush Administration
How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a light bulb?
The answer is SEVEN:
(1) One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced.
(2) One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who asks questions about the light bulb.
(3) One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb.
(4) One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs.
5) One to get together with Vice President Cheney and award a one million dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton Industries for supplying a light bulb.
(6) One to arrange a photo-op session showing Dubya changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag.
(7) And finally one to explain to Dubya the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
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rocktivity
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Wed Jun-02-04 10:43 AM
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1. Joke: The Bush Administration |
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period!
:headbang: rocknation
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Wed Jun-02-04 10:48 AM
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2. How many anti-choices fundies does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
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Two. One to screw in the light bulb and and one to say the light was on when the screwing began. http://ediablo.com/ediablojokes.html
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Wed Jun-02-04 10:58 AM
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Edited on Wed Jun-02-04 11:00 AM by sybylla
I sent it to my Dem friends and a few puke family members
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Wed Jun-02-04 12:47 PM
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4. (8) The liberal media fails to point out that the |
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Bush administration just changed the tire on a car instead of a light bulb.
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Wed Jun-02-04 01:49 PM
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Add one to take a picture of the bulb *exploding* in Shrubya's paws and damaging his FACE again!!
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