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usregimechange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 10:38 AM
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Joke: Changing light bulbs in the Bush Administration

Changing light bulbs in the Bush Administration

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a light bulb?

The answer is SEVEN:

(1) One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced.

(2) One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who asks
questions about the light bulb.

(3) One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light
bulb.

(4) One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a
secret stockpile of light bulbs.

5) One to get together with Vice President Cheney and award a one
million dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton Industries for supplying a
light bulb.

(6) One to arrange a photo-op session showing Dubya changing the
light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American
flag.

(7) And finally one to explain to Dubya the difference between
screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 10:43 AM
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1. Joke: The Bush Administration
period!

:headbang:
rocknation
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joefree1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 10:48 AM
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2. How many anti-choices fundies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb and and one to say the light was on when the screwing began.



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sybylla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 10:58 AM
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3. Thanks for sharing
Edited on Wed Jun-02-04 11:00 AM by sybylla
I sent it to my Dem friends and a few puke family members
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 12:47 PM
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4. (8) The liberal media fails to point out that the
Bush administration just changed the tire on a car instead of a light bulb.
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Unperson 309 Donating Member (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 01:49 PM
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5. Eight, actually...
Add one to take a picture of the bulb *exploding* in Shrubya's paws and damaging his FACE again!!

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