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PfcHammer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 12:19 PM
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* can't even hold his own umbrella


Doesn't inspire much confidence does it ?
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truthspeaker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 12:20 PM
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1. cocaine's a hell of a drug
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 12:26 PM
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4. LOL!
I'm George Bush, bitch.
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PROGRESSIVE1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 12:25 PM
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2. And to think that he's the "most powerful person in the world"!
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FleshCartoon Donating Member (592 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 12:26 PM
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3. Okay, the last picture is the best of all the ones I've seen.
Can't the Kerry campaign use these pictures and say something about Bush turning the country inside out and managing it about as well as he does an umbrella?
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Old and In the Way Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 12:26 PM
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6. great minds think alike.
:-)
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FleshCartoon Donating Member (592 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 12:30 PM
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14. I see what you mean.
:yourock:
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Old and In the Way Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 12:26 PM
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5. Very symbolic of his handling of this nation's governance.....
he's turned that inside out, too.

Kerry should use this in his ads....this guy looks absolutely clueless.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 12:26 PM
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7. Is this image not a metaphor for his presidency in its entirety?
Edited on Wed Jun-02-04 12:27 PM by jpgray
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hippiegranny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 12:26 PM
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8. hilarious!
the astoundingly vacuous look on his little monkey face is hysterical. i like the one where the secret service guy cannot help but laugh. and of course, the final pic tells it all, doesn't it?
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 12:50 PM
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22. And notice the SS guy's umbrella is fine
Apparently * doesn't understand how wind works. What a moran.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 02:34 PM
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28. well, at least he can fly a kite
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Submariner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 12:27 PM
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9. "Duh...maybe if I hide behind the shaft
Edited on Wed Jun-02-04 12:29 PM by Submariner
no one will notice what a Dilbert I is." I'm emailing this to the Daily Show.



Jeezuz H Christ what an international embarrassment this dork is.
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FleshCartoon Donating Member (592 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 12:29 PM
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12. BWAH!!!
What a dipshit!

He would've seemed more a manly man if he'd just thrown the damn thing down and kept walking. Heh.
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ElementaryPenguin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 12:28 PM
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10. Sort of sums up the effectiveness of his presidency, doesn't it?
The man/chimp is about a complete a failure as it is possible to be.

:crazy:
:spank:
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qanda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 12:29 PM
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11. "It's Chalabi's fault,
The one time I met him, he gave me this umbrella that was made in Iran."
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gWbush is Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 12:30 PM
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13. the last 2 are PRICELESS!!!
Edited on Wed Jun-02-04 12:31 PM by Smirky McChimpster
1. duh, is this umbrella upside down?

2. oh well, i'll just use it anyway and hopefully nobody will notice


OMG I am laughing sooo hard!!
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Catfight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 12:31 PM
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15. too bad it didn't go over his head like the torture hood! That would
have been poetic justice at it's best. Look at him playing dress up again..looking like an actual president, except we all know he isn't.
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HFishbine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 12:31 PM
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16. Bush Poppins


Super cala, uh, er, fragi, nukular, uh, er...
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Old and In the Way Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 01:52 PM
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25. Chimpchipery, Chimpchiperary, Chimp chimp cherou.....nt
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HFishbine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 02:09 PM
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26. Bwaaaah!
Hilarious!
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neebob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 02:37 PM
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30. We won't hide your spectacles you so you cahn't see
Put tooads in your bed
Or peppar in your tea ...
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 12:33 PM
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17. someone needs to send this sequence of pictures to Letterman's show
they would have a field day with it.
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Justice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 02:29 PM
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27. Jon Stewart Too.
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rumguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 12:34 PM
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18. symbolic pictures
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trekbiker Donating Member (724 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 12:36 PM
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19. Clinton messed up my Umbrella!!!
damn his Penis!!!
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Insider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 12:38 PM
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20. remember yeltsin?
neither does bush.
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neebob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 12:45 PM
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21. What a boob
I'd pay to watch him running from a crazed mob wielding inside-out umbrellas.
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in_cog_ni_to Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 12:53 PM
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23. OMG! What a damn fool he is.....
Would you look at him! Just look! He's an IDIOT!
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 12:56 PM
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24. "Curious George and the Giant Flyswatter" - great T shirt opportunity for
somebody. You can't make up shit like this. More late night comedy show fun. Go Letterman!
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 02:37 PM
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29. delightfully fey!
The top two on the right look like he's about to launch into some Gene Kelly choreography (Singing in the Rain?), or possibly a number from "Mary Poppins".

Great selection, KleverKittie!
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 02:46 PM
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31. Golly, rain don't rain and wind don't blow in Texas!
Jane!! How do you stop this crazy thing?!

Can't ride a bike or segway. Can't hold an umbrella.

I'm just shaking my head at the utter incompetence (mediaspeak translation: down home good ol' boyness) of this fraud.
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