Does * actually know the words to "Stars And Stripes Forever"?

[DancingBear]

Or does he just break out into a chorus of:

"Be kind to your web footed friends,
For a duck may be somebody's mother"

whenever he hears it? :)

[Spinzonner]

1. I think the real ones are beyond his attention span

http://www.usa-flag-site.org/song-lyrics/stars-and-stripes-forever.shtml

[Virginian]

2. Thanks, I didn't even know it had words.

n/t

[zbdent]

3. I thought it was

da da da da, da da da da, da da da da, da da da da,

dum DUM! (di di)! dum DUM! (di di)!

da da DUM!

tsh!

[Lisa]

4. remember the time he gave the wrong instructions

To that group of new Americans at the citizenship ceremony?


"So will you please join me, and rise, as we say the Pledge of Allegiance.

Right hand up, please. Actually, right hand on your heart."


http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2001/07/20010710-1.html