First thing you will do when Kerry is elected is......

[GreenInNC]

I am chair of a local board that receives a lot of money from the USDA so Chimpy and Cheney have their pictures on the wall. It will be so much fun to take those pictures down and throw them away.

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Send him my letter again, but this time addressed to 1600 Penn Ave

[Lauren2882]

34. Cash in my $50 bet and take my friends out for drinks

Last summer I made a $50 bet on the election with a Republican co-worker of my dad's. He had Bush; I had any Democrat.

[mot78]

2. I taunt my conservative friends and get drunk

If I have enough time, and a lack of my own life, I'll troll a number of RW sites like FR until I get banned.

[MirrorAshes]

4. Breathe a huge sigh of relief, and begin working...

to make sure these people never get back into power.

[SayitAintSo]

31. Good thought ... I'll be doing some taunting myself ...

Here in this godforsaken RED state (SC) ... I'll have a lot of ground to cover ... LOL

[Birthmark]

3. I will get drunk and walk into things...

...in honor of the outgoing President, of course. ;)

[Justice]

5. Thank God

and honestly pray for Kerry, cuz he is going to have his hands full with the mess that has been left for him (and I am not talking about some whimsy in a few keyboards with the "K" removed!)

[the Kelly Gang]

21. likewise..thank God and ask him to help solve the mess

[wyldwolf]

6. I imagine I'll be on DU defending Kerry from the usual suspects

[NMDemDist2]

8. LOL lots of truth there wolf :-) n/t

[wyldwolf]

12. see post #9

[NMDemDist2]

13. thas OK wolf, we'll be in it together then :-)

[mot78]

14. And the day Kerry's inaugrated, we'll begin hearing:

"He's not pulling out the troops until such and such, DOWN WITH THE PNACer!!!!" or "I'M SO FUCKING PISSED THAT KKKORPORATIST, DLC/PNAC, LIKUIDIST/ZIONIST, ZELL MILLERITE, DINO, IS POTUS!!!!"

[galadrium]

7. Put a "mission accomplished" sign in my front yard

[GreenPartyVoter]

10. Good one!

[Egnever]

9. Start looking for who i will vote for to replace him in 08

I don't like Kerry. I don't believe in him. I think he represents everything I hate about politics in general.

Unfortunately i recognize he is currently the only option if we want bush out so he gets my vote in November.

The idea that I will be forced to vote for for him twice if I don't want the republicans regaining control of the white house creeps me out and so on the day he is elected I will begin my quest to find the person I will throw my vote away on in 2008.

[galadrium]

11. unfortunatly politics is about compromise

Kerry wasn't my first choice either... but he is much better than the alternative

[GreenInNC]

15. Hell

He is in a different party than I am and I am voting for him. Definitely not my first choice but the alternative sucks.

[Egnever]

17. Oh I agree

better than the alternative but not in my mind at this point worthy of the office either.

And because he will be president he will be the presumptive nominee in 2008 meaning we will have absolutely no chance of changing altering our representative in the white house on the Dem's side for 8 years.

I am already horrified that I am forced to vote in Kerry despite all of the things he has done in the last three years that I strongly disagree with forget about having to do it twice. If bush wasn't so damn destructive I would bail on Kerry in a heart beat and vote third party of some flavor unfortunately that is not an option this time around.

However 2008 is a whole new ball game and I refused to be complicit in this pretense of choice we currently have before us again it is time to start looking to a third party cause we wont see anything new from the Dem's for at least 8 years.

[UrbScotty]

16. First thing: PRAISE THE LORD!!!!!!!!

It's a Christian thing. If you're not Christian, praise whomever you worship, if you're so inclined!

Second, write to my GOP Congressman (whom I'm assuming will win with 2/3 of the vote, as usual) and demand that he support Kerry's plans for America. He's not that bad; he's nice, and he's receptive to his constituents, and he is no Tom DeLay.

[galadrium]

18. If Bu$h does not win it will prove to me that there is a god....lol

[Taverner]

24. Yes Praise definitely...try not to gloat

But I know I will...

[GreenInNC]

40. lucky you

Wish my Republican Congressman would listen to his constiuants.

[JPJones]

19. Party like it's 1992 n/t

[mitchum]

22. LOL!!!

:)

[ezee]

23. You make me smile! n/t

[Lauren2882]

35. I like that...

Someone should bring a sign that says that to either the Election Night party or the Inaugural Ball.

[Mokito]

20. "First thing you will do when Kerry is elected is......"

Go into the city and drink myself brainless while celebrating. Not so different of what I'd be doing when The Pathetic One gets reselected, but then I would be drowning my sorrow (Hey, it could be the very last time).

[cease_fire]

26. Upon confirmation that Bush has lost, we will....

1) Set 100 sparklers alight in our front lawn.

2) Wake th neighbors with our PA system blaring "We are the Champions"

3) Cry.

4) Run "And Justice for All" sales in all of our stores.

5) Buy something irresponsible

6) Call a republican and tell them that we love them

7) Take the day off.

8) Find a local group of DU'er and have a Red White and Blue cook-out

9) Celebration-Hop from party to party

10) Put "Let the good times roll" by the Cars on my answering machine greeting.

11) Rescue a cat from an animal shelter

12) Order some prescription drugs from Canada

13) Check out the Koran from the Local Library

and on November 4th we'll....

[Dying Eagle]

25. Cry

I think I will be so emotionally built up by that point that i will start to cry.

[usregimechange]

27. Scream for Joy! nt

[kskiska]

28. Exhale.

Then walk around this redneck backwater town with a smug, satisfied look on my face.

[UTUSN]

29. Bells. NavyBells. Will Run Outside Ringing BELLS

[cally]

30. Dance in the street!

I've gotten a few to agree to dance with me. I think the next day will be strange. I'm obsessed with getting rid of *. It's going to be strange and exhilarating to focus on issues again.

[proud patriot]

32. Dang you took my answer Cally

:hi:

[cally]

33. Well we can dance together!

:hi: As you know, I'm pretty shy. I can't wait to dance in the street, though. :-)

[todwest]

36. Start Breathing Again...

...at least for the next four years.

[democracy eh]

37. go to Free Republic and out my Troll identity

with glee
it will be fun to gloat,
so I will gloat until I get banned, then, never go back.

[Beaker]

38. run for cover from the pig-shit falling from the sky...

did i mention that i don't have a lot of faith in a kerry candidacy?

what with all that's been going on the past year, economy and war-wise, J.F'inKerry ought to be ahead by well into the double digits at this point, when all he can muster is a virtual statistical dead heat...if kerry wins like gore did- with a margin of victoy close enough for Them! to steal the election the way they did in 2000, they will.

[lanparty]

39. Erect a statue of GW Bush ...

... So I can promptly tear it down!!!!!!!