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Rebellious Republican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-05-04 06:54 AM
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Howdy Pardner! Welcome to the Western White House!
Howdy Pardner! Welcome to the Western White House!
The Western White House is the private ranch home of President and Mrs. George W. Bush. Located in the remote, charming hamlet of Crawford, Texas, the Western White House is a modest and photogenic reflection of the Bush family's folksy, down-home authenticity. Completed in 1999, the Western White House was designed by President Bush himself, and is notable for its patriotic and evocative melding of architectural highlights from Baptist prayer halls, medium security penitentiaries, and antebellum tobacco plantations.
http://www.westernwhitehouse.org/

Check this site out, be sure to click on the floor plans!




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trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-05-04 07:17 AM
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1. BWAH HA HA HA
Thank Koresh for the WhiteHouse.org folks!!!
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seemslikeadream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-05-04 07:23 AM
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2. Fun Facts
Edited on Sat Jun-05-04 07:30 AM by seemslikeadream


The normal population of Crawford is only 631 people. When President Bush comes to town, that number increases ten-fold, as thousands of arrogant Jewish journalists arrive to shamelessly broadcast liberal lies – often straight from the President's own front lawn!
There is no naturally occurring surface water in Crawford. President Bush remedied this small oversight by God in 2001, with the construction of his strictly private 375 million gallon gamefishing and cigarette boat racing lake.
The temperature in Crawford on an average summer day is 112 degrees Fahrenheit. No Siesta-taking lazy Mexican he – President Bush routinely runs multiple sub-seven-minute miles under these punishing conditions.
Ever attentive to the transportation needs of the President, his guests, and servants, Hertz Rent-a-Car of Crawford maintains a gleaming, dedicated fleet of Hummer Limousines, Ford Excursions, and ringworm-infested burros for their respective use.
Crawford's official motto is "1295 miles from Washington DC, 97% White, and ARMED TO THE TEETH!"

http://www.westernwhitehouse.org/
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I thought so. Donating Member (466 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-05-04 07:40 AM
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3. Ain't no horses,
just hard to ride bicycles.
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