How is President Crackhead's musclemass doing these days?

[frank frankly]

I'm sure CNN is breathlessly covering the flabbification of our War President, so please give me the update.

To me, he don't look so buff anymore. He looks real bad. SHAKY.

Without his exercise, President Crackhead can only think of crack. Just kidding, he can't think.

[prodigal_green]

1. I do a lot of sewing

as a hobby, but I've taken tailoring courses and I can tell you one thing for sure, Bush is stuffing his suit. Watch when he walks, and especially when he waves. They've padded the front section of his jacket. It is pathetic, really. Of course, Kerry gets skewered on the rumor that he's had botox, but not a peep about Bush's stuffed suits.

[Doctor Smith]

2. It's probably a bullet-proof vest,

although I'm not sure why such a popular guy would need to worry about such a thing.