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Sun Jun-06-04 03:39 PM
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Breaking: Ronald Reagan STILL dead! |
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just in case you hadn't heard
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Sun Jun-06-04 03:40 PM
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1. As is Generalissimo Francisco Franco!!! |
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Sun Jun-06-04 03:40 PM
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3. Richard Nixon is not checking in because... |
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Sun Jun-06-04 03:41 PM
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4. if he becomes undead; will you let us know. |
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I'd like to be the first to know about the resurrection.
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greatauntoftriplets
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Sun Jun-06-04 03:43 PM
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5. Herbert Hoover also will not comment.... |
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...because he's still dead as well.
:evilgrin:
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Sun Jun-06-04 03:46 PM
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6. Attempts to reach President Eisenhower for comment were unsuccessful |
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Sun Jun-06-04 03:48 PM
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Reagan has been dead for quite some time. You are your mind. Reagan's mind has likely been gone for at least 10 years.
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Sun Jun-06-04 03:49 PM
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8. He's been functionally dead for a long time |
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poor guy. I have sympathy for EVERYONE who gets alzheimers. Terrible illness. Hopefully his death may have some impact on stem cell research.
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Sun Jun-06-04 03:50 PM
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Sun Jun-06-04 03:54 PM
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10. No, 'e's nawt! 'E's just restin'!... |
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Or 'as 'e been nailed to the perch?
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Sun Jun-06-04 03:56 PM
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Sun Jun-06-04 04:08 PM
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12. Coolidge protests............ |
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"this lack of leadership is predisposed and immature. The reported demise of our lackey and pool boy has been greatly exaggerated....he's simply not answering his phone.....this has happened before.....he was calling himself Hoover at the time but it's the same guy.....believe me."
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Sun Jun-06-04 04:57 PM
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13. Saved me the trouble of asking! |
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Thank you. Oh, by the way. Freepers will see this and think we are horrible. Fuck them, too.
:evilgrin: dbt
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Sun Jun-06-04 04:58 PM
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14. And I STILL don't care |
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Sun Jun-06-04 05:05 PM
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And I am still happy about it.
Guess that makes me a real evil DUer.
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BringEmOn
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Sun Jun-06-04 05:26 PM
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16. Jes' wait for the third day.... |
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Sun Jun-06-04 06:33 PM
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17. Contrary to still-circulating rumours... |
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...Paul McCartney is alive. But he did drugs.
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Sun Jun-06-04 06:36 PM
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18. and Reagan was the walrus! |
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Sun Jun-06-04 06:50 PM
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22. Coo-coo-cachoo! (n/t) |
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Sun Jun-06-04 06:37 PM
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I was going to make this joke! (I thought I'd wait a day or two, out of decorum, but NOOOOOOOOOooooooooo, you had to beat me to it!)
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Sun Jun-06-04 06:44 PM
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20. What kind of coverage did the the seven astronauts of the Columbia get? |
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If I remember, we heard about them for an entire day. Reagan gets a week (will be buried on Friday). Great priorities, America.
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Sun Jun-06-04 06:44 PM
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21. So is Jesus. Not the one (J. Gonzales) who lives down the street though |
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