If * was a sandwitch...what would he be called...?

[imax2268]

The McIdiot...?

[Rowdyboy]

1. Shit on a Shingle?

thats what they called chipped beef on toast back in the forties and it sounds appropriate here.

[Sapphocrat]

3. Rowdy...

...you read my mind, honey. :D

[Rowdyboy]

4. Great minds think alike!

[Sapphocrat]

7. Then I'm in excellent company. ;) n/t

[eeyore]

2. Like the review that Spinal Tap got of their album in the movie

Shit Sandwich

[JohnnyRingo]

5. BLT

BrainLess Twerp

[saracat]

6. McChickenhawk Special

The sandwich runs when you turn it to face you!

[Spinzonner]

8. The Whopper of Mass Destruction, of course

[Yupster]

9. The tongue twister

A slab of beef tongue twisted around a pickle.

[devilgrrl]

10. A Fluff & Nutter

:evilgrin:

[I thought so.]

11. The Freedom Burger.

What a treat!

A freah cow pie between tortillas seasoned with crude oil and blood.

"you either eat it or you are against "uS".

[punpirate]

12. I propose...

... the BushWhich, sold at Arby's--two pieces of plain white bread with horseshit in the middle--topped with Pickles.

[imax2268]

13. How about...

the WMD Special...

You have two pieces of sourdough bread, lettuce, tomato, and pickle...but you have to search for the meat...!

[exploited]

14. It would have to be toasted, of course...

The pickled vegetable on malt rye

[newyawker99]

22. Hi exploited!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Lou_C]

15. Shit on Rye

:shrug:

[Cannikin]

16. Head Cheese with Pickles.

[kcwayne]

17. Jerked Chickenhawk

[cmd]

18. Spam

[theHandpuppet]

19. The Phoney Baloney...

... and the Phoney Baloney Meal comes with a side of pretzels, a pickle, and a fifth of bourbon.

[Pepperbelly]

20. a Zero ... nt

[OpSomBlood]

21. Baloney on Lie.

n/t

[nostamj]

23. The Flubbernutter

or, "soup"

[mwar]

24. Looking to put food on your family?

Come down to McBushies's!

This week's specials:

The Duplicitous Dubya Burger - Two charbroiled prevarication patties piled high with fresh garden deceit and juicy denial topped off with a generous portion of secret tribunal sauce. Served with deep fried Freedom fries and a 24 oz. cup of Iraqi sweet light crude.

Only $200 Billion - THIS WEEK ONLY!!!

[CO Liberal]

25. And For Dessert, You Can Make the Pie Higher!!!

:-)

[mwar]

26. And in honor of our mascot , The Dearly Departed Ronald...

You get the vegetable of your choice from our famous salad bar!

[CO Liberal]

30. As Long as That Vegetable Is Ketchup!!!!

:-)

[mwar]

31. That's exactly where I was going with that comment...

Until I realized that the vegetable reference was enough all by itself. Cruel but enough!
:evilgrin:

[LWolf]

27. The desert dementor?

The dune necromancer?

[DoveTurnedHawk]

28. I Vote for "Asswich" (eom)

DTH

[indigobusiness]

29. The Filthy Sanchez

with cheese.

[Shadoobie]

32. Fried Baloney ...

...on white bread with pickles.

~Greg

[VOX]

33. "Inedible."

You shouldn't eat anything you scrape off you shoes after walking through a barnyard.