lanparty
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Tue Jun-08-04 08:59 AM
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Bush "reinvents government" |
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June 8, 20004 Washington DC - Today, president Bush is expected to announce a sweeping new program to streamline government. "We have too many department in government, there are two many secretaries I have to deal with. We need to cut it down" said Bush.
Bush's solution is revolutionary. All current cabinet positions will be consolidated down to three. Those three leaders will report directly to Bush.
Ministry of Plenty - Labor, Commerce, Agriculture, Energy
Ministry of Love - Homeland Security, CIA, FBI, ATF, Defense
Ministry of Truth - Education, State, Justice, Interior, Veterans Affairs, Urban Developmnet
Anticipating criticism, President Bush has offered free information session at the new Ministry of Love headquartered in the Pentagon. The sessions will be held Mondays and Wednesdays in room 101. Press members are welcome.
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Tue Jun-08-04 09:02 AM
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that created airport screeners? The largest department , even larger than the State Dept??? Who the fuck is this clown think he is kidding?
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Tue Jun-08-04 09:04 AM
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3. It's satire, that's the gov't depts from 1984 <nt> |
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Tue Jun-08-04 09:24 AM
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when I see something stuipid like that with chimpy I see red.
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Tue Jun-08-04 09:04 AM
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2. the Ministry of Love will be renamed the Ministry of Freedom on June 30 |
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to celebrate the new "liverated" (no, it's not a typo) Iraq
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Tue Jun-08-04 09:06 AM
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4. Not really a new invention, dictatorship has existed for a long time! |
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