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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 06:17 PM
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The best part of Clinton's new book here!
http://www.prospect.org/web/page.ww?section=root&name=ViewWeb&articleId=7813

The Monica Pages

The best parts of Bill's new book are right here.

By Tony Hendra
Web Exclusive: 06.08.04

Bill Clinton’s $10 million autobiography, My Life, comes out this month. While the book will cover the accomplishments of the best president we’ve had since the last Bush disaster dragged us into recession and war, 99 percent of its readers will buy it for the three pages devoted to Monica Lewinsky. To save you plowing through acres of nostalgic wonkery (and $21), here they are:

"Come in Ms Lewinsky," I said. It was a bright morning in the fall of 1995. I had no idea that this would be a moment that would change my life, my presidency, my whole way of thinking about women and what they can contribute to public life.

She was a foursquare young person with what we used to call, in my native Arkansas, ‘big hair.’ If there were a ‘type’ of woman to whom I was attracted other than my beloved wife and life partner Hillary Rodham Clinton, which there isn’t, I would be compelled to say she was not by any stretch of the imagination, however you might define that term, my type.

The first thing I noticed about her was an overstuffed briefcase, from which back copies of Foreign Policy were spilling. The second was the large cigar that she produced from nowhere and lit without asking me if I minded. ‘This is a no-nonsense, take-charge character,’ I thought to myself -- with the added advantage, as I would soon discover, of having a terrific head on her shoulders.

‘Mr. President,’ she began forcefully, puffing on her cigar. ‘I’ve been an intern here since June and I’ve been trying to get Leon to arrange a meeting with you for all that time. You need me, Mr President, you need me desperately!’

‘Well now, Ms. Lewinsky,’ I said, taken aback by her directness. ‘It’s not usual for an intern to get a one-on-one meeting with the President of the United States … .’

‘Let’s cut the crap, sir,’ she said. ‘Our country and you personally face a crisis of monumental proportions. Thanks to that self-aggrandizing blowhard Gingrich and his gang of whining, penny-pinching 19th-century throwbacks, we’re completely distracted by petty bourgeois fiscal concerns when we ought to be focused on the prime post-Cold War threat to our security and survival.’

...more...
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buycitgo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 06:19 PM
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1. hahaha
tony hendra started the National Lampoon

just so you'll know

he also was the manager in Spinal Tap, which was all improvised
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Waverley_Hills_Hiker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 06:23 PM
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3. LOL....
....was reading Pitts post, and thinking...WTF? thanks for that heads up!
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 06:50 PM
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9. As soon as I saw his byline, I knew it would be good!
Way to go, Tony!
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Kikosexy2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 06:21 PM
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2. I guess...
Linda Tripp was right...she's the president's type of gal!
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robbedvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 06:28 PM
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4. Loved it!
;-)
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lancdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 06:28 PM
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5. This is great
Edited on Tue Jun-08-04 06:37 PM by lancdem
The end is hysterical.
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Goldom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 06:36 PM
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6. oops mispost
Edited on Tue Jun-08-04 06:36 PM by Goldom
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Goldom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 06:36 PM
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7. That's an expensive book.
"Bill Clinton’s $10 million autobiography..."

Well then... Guess I better start saving up...
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robbedvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 06:38 PM
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8. Hurry! 10 million is just the advance!
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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 06:58 PM
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10. Hey, wait a minute!
I'm removing the hook from my mouth. Can't tell if those are tears of laughter or what...
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Bandit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 07:00 PM
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11. "the best president we’ve had since the last Bush "
I would go back a bit farther if I was writing this piece.
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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 07:02 PM
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12. Got me too..
I htought it was for real 'til near the very end....around the part about showing Hillary a thing or two.... :)
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 09:24 PM
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13. Kick
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juajen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 10:06 PM
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14. Too funny, Will
Good writer! See, I knew there was an explanation!
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