Jabbery
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Fri Jun-11-04 07:55 PM
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Rush will keep on whackin' it |
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So Rush is getting the big "D", eh? No problem, my friends. Rush will just keep on pleasuring himself 3 hours a day - as Hannity says, "it's all we ask." Rush will just keep on sitting there, fouling the chair with his pud in hand, spewing self-pleasuring right-wing fantasies and suckin' on a long hard brown one, mugging for the dittocam. Rush is a professional mental masturbator - so there is no reason not to believe that he is also a master physical bator.
Let the Irony Police note that just as Ronaldus Magnus is being lowered into his worm pit, Rush announced his third divorce.
A moment of silence for Republican family values. Okay that's enough.
But Rush won't miss a single stroke. He'll just pick up the whackin' where he left off from yesterday's show.
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drscm
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Fri Jun-11-04 07:58 PM
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1. "I got choked up three times last night." |
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--the vulgar Pugboy
He wants us to believe it was because of the Raygun service, but I bet he was choking on something else.
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AlCzervik
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Fri Jun-11-04 07:59 PM
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2. He got chocked up because he knew today |
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his handler would giving a press release about he and his 3rd wife splitting up.
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CrispyQ
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Fri Jun-11-04 08:07 PM
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3. Are we sure he has something to whack? |
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Maybe that's why he's getting a divorce -- probably could qualify for an annulment.
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Fri Jun-11-04 08:07 PM
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Lars39
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Fri Jun-11-04 08:09 PM
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5. This is your 3rd thread within minutes about Rush's sex life. |
Jabbery
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Fri Jun-11-04 08:13 PM
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6. Sorry - it's just such a gross and bizarre concept |
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I can't help myself. The guy is a petri dish of Republican family values bacteria.
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Fri Jun-11-04 09:01 PM
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8. "petri dish of Republican family values bacteria" |
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That one's going in my back pocket for future use! Thanks!
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Fri Jun-11-04 08:13 PM
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7. I guess love is blind! |
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