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JFW Donating Member (94 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 10:40 PM
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Right about now God is reaming Ron's ass....
about that whole "ketchup is a vegatable" thing.

"DAMMIT, son....I didn't create the tomato in a plastic squeeze bottle!!! Who the hell did you think was gonna buy that crap anyway???"

I'm sure trying to cut public education funding by replacing kids'
vegetables with ketchup is going to go over REAL big with the "big guy".
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boxster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 10:46 PM
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1. What makes you think it would be God?
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malatesta1137 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 10:49 PM
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3. pertinent question indeed
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dflprincess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 10:50 PM
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4. If it's not God
then Ron is being congratulated for all his good work. :evilgrin:
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JFW Donating Member (94 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 10:53 PM
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5. Well, I don't think Ronnie was "evil" enough to...
wind up in hell.... just a misguided simpleton in many ways who needs
some "straightnin out"...
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dennis4868 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 10:55 PM
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6. are you serious?
did you follow Reagans criminal actions during the 1980s?
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JFW Donating Member (94 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 11:00 PM
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7. I don't think he stomped any puppies to death...
or raped or murdered anyone... I believe the bar to get into hell is
somewhere in that vicinity. If simple mindedness is a damnable sin, then this entirs nation is in serious trouble. Might as well just rename the place United States of Hell. In light of the past four years, that's not so far fetched.
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AP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 10:49 PM
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2. You think God's within reach of Ron's ass right now?
If you've been listening to Democracy Now this week (or if you even listened to Fair's counterpoint today) you might think not.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 11:24 PM
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8. it's satan for sure doing the reaming
or maybe just a few of his minor demons
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