How many votes would Shrub get

[Racenut20]

If Saddam would escape.

[cheezus]

1. or they just have to let him go

because otherwise they'd have to put bush on trial for the same crimes.

[gatorboy]

2. Who knows.

But one vote is one too many for the man.

[merh]

3. more importantly

will bush get to keep Saddam's gun???

(he lost a lot of conservative votes when he supported, sanctioned the "Funeral that never ends" and when he welcomed the Clintons to the WH with open arms and gushed all over them. In the last 2 weeks, besides the obvious screw ups (war in Iraq, etc), he has really been shotting himself in the foot. That's why I ask about the gun, I know he is so adept at using them and how important they are.

[Worst Username Ever]

4. Or if they give Saddam to the Iraqis

and the free him!

[Killarney]

5. 30%.

He'd get 30% no matter what he did. He could bite the head off a kitten while raping a nun and he'd get his base 30%. But if he let Saddam go or gave Saddam to the Iraqi PM and he let him go... Bush would lose the entire moderate and independent vote, IMO.

[Kid_A]

6. Saddam escapes, and somehow makes his way to Washington...

where he infiltrates the White House through a series of spider-holes that Iraqi spies have been digging since the Gulf War I, comes out right under the Oval Office where Bush is working diligently on keeping America safe. Saddam sneaks up behind Bush and says "Now I will succeed where I failed years ago, you American pig-dog". Bush ducks just in time to dodge Saddam's knife, and the two men fight. It's an epic kung-fu battle, that eventually ends up in a small ante-room adjacent to the Oval Office. Saddam has Bush pinned to ground, and is slowly choking the life out of him, until Bush remembers that he keeps his "memento" in this room. Saddam is busy stangling Bush, so he doesn't notice when Bush removes the former dictator's pistol from its plaque, hoping against hope that the lone bullet is still in the chamber. He places the the barrel under Saddam's chin and pulls the trigger, covering the walls and ceiling with brain-splatter that looks suspiciously like an American flag. Bush throws the lifeless corpse to the floor, looks down at it and says "Mission accomplished, bitch." Roll End Credits...