Help!!! I'm in a reality warp.

[shraby]

Up is down, good is bad, bad is good, lies are truth and truth is lies.
Camp Redemption is a prison.
Prescription drug discount cards cost more than what you save.
No Child Left Behind leaves all children behind.
Federal tax cuts raise taxes at the local level.
Iraqi oil will finance their reconstruction, a reconstruction that we are paying with out of our taxes.
President Bush gave the shoot down order and there is no record of it.
Clean Air Act dirties the air more.
Iraqi Freedom is a farce.

My head is spinning like in that show Exorcist.

edited to add and fix heading

[NMDemDist2]

1. yeah welcome to the War is Peace nation

hope none of us will have to stay here too much longer

[rwheeler31]

2. The sunset in Houston is brown.

they are used to this ugly air and water. We are not we get sick.

[candy]

3. Media Overload----a common malady these days.

[BillZBubb]

4. You forgot where a so called Patriot Act

is thinly veiled fascism.

Or where deficits are terrible if a Democratic president has them--even if he's reducing them at a historic rate. But deficits are a badge of honor if they are out of control with the Repugs in charge.

Or that the economy is doing great, when more and more Americans continue to see average wages and benefits decline.

Or where if a Democratic president lies about a blow job he gets impeached, while a Repug president is considered a great leader for lying us into and expensive, lengthy, and bloody war.

etc. etc.

[sam sarrha]

5. planet Reagan is presently Void of Course... soon it will be in retrograde

and things will seem not so bad... but not so good either.. .. for more exact info consult Nancy's astrologer

[unkachuck]

6. If we were Republicans....

....we could hold a seance and contact Ronnie Reagan....he'd know what to do....but I don't think he would talk to us.....

[mike1963]

7. May I make a suggestion? And please don't take offense, but

putting something like that in the subject line is really not that productive...the only way to find out whether you're posting something worthwhile (what you did is, however) is to open the thing up and read.

Some of us (me) are constrained by a dialup connection that isn't fast and our lives are going by at awfully fast rates. Please don't do that.
Thank you.
:D

edit: you had plenty of room to add the 'reality warp' to the subject.

just sayin'

[shraby]

9. Thanks for the tip. I'll try to do better.

And also thanks for the ones who added more upside down stuff.

[tritsofme]

8. Repeat after me

War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength