Walt Starr
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Mon Jun-21-04 04:34 PM
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So what happens when cult leader Sun Myung Moon dies? |
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I mean, he's supposed to be the messiah come in flesh again. What happen when he croaks off. The guy is in his 80's so he's definitely in the "check-out" years.
Personally, anybody who wants to tell me they are my Lord and Savior can take a flying leap.
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Mon Jun-21-04 04:36 PM
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1. Everyone slips into their white sneakers, cuts off their penises & lassos |
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Edited on Mon Jun-21-04 04:36 PM by lunabush
the next comet.
Ooops. wrong cult.
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Mon Jun-21-04 04:36 PM
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2. I think his son, Jupyter Mars Moon steps up. Spirit transfer or sumpin'. |
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Mon Jun-21-04 04:37 PM
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3. All our sins will be absolved? |
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When we are disgusted, angry or frustrated we will cry out: "Oh... For Moon's sake!"
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Mon Jun-21-04 04:37 PM
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and death of the Washington Times
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Walt Starr
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Mon Jun-21-04 04:38 PM
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5. I could live with that |
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Maybe they'll arrest the traitor congressmen who crowned the fuck, too!
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Mon Jun-21-04 04:40 PM
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Mon Jun-21-04 04:47 PM
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Mon Jun-21-04 04:49 PM
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of unemployed moonies and L. Ron Hubbard will have another pal to share Dante's new ring of hell with.
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Mon Jun-21-04 04:53 PM
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9. I'll dance on his grave as he goes off to Hell |
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to meet Reagan and Nixon...
RL
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Mon Jun-21-04 04:59 PM
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10. he is raised from the dead on the third day? |
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His shroud has an image on it? :shrug:
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Mon Jun-21-04 05:03 PM
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11. They'll be a run on Kool Aid |
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Mon Jun-21-04 05:08 PM
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12. I will dance my happy dance. |
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Few deserve death more than that evil sack of human waste. He is a con artist of the highest order and a thief. The thing which makes him truly awful is the scale of his crimes, he's scammed literally millions of people over the years, from little old Japanese widows he bilked with threats of Hellfire for their deceased loved ones, to the thousands of innocent women he forced to have sex with him with the threat of eternal damnation. Combined with his Murdochean empire of fake news outlets, these exploits have made the world far worse for his existence.
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Mon Jun-21-04 07:30 PM
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14. Mr. Moon's death can't happen soon enough. |
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Sorry, and I may forever be banned. This is a very dangerous place to go and you have to have lots of tin foil to make it through. Just go to google and enter UnHolyAlliance and read through what comes up.
Sorry.
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Mon Jun-21-04 07:56 PM
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15. Well, his replacement will simply be taught what he knows... |
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and the insanity can continue another 60 years. :puke:
The guy is a crackpot, we can only hope he pulls a Jones or Koresh, as cult leaders are historically wont to do...
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Mon Jun-21-04 07:58 PM
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a week of people on TV talking about his optimism.
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