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maynard Donating Member (514 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 07:20 PM
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Bush needs speech therapist
Someone, anyone, please teach him how to pronounce Abu Ghraib! He even uses it incorrectly in a minor press conference yesterday. After all this time, he should know how to say it correctly. I have heard 4 different pronunciations out of his mouth. It is not that hard if you try.

This is worse than Nook-you-Lear.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 07:22 PM
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1. I'm pretty sure a psychotherapist would help too.
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keta11 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 07:23 PM
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2. You dont

like "Abu Giraffe"?
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 07:25 PM
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4. He's a toy r us kid!
and i hope he doesnt get any therapy until he's thrown out on his ass. No makeovers, nothing that will help him win. He needs to stay ignorant and artless.
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koopie57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 07:24 PM
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3. they would have to raise taxes
to pay for all the therapy he needs. I would rather get him out of office, back to Crawford and put us out of our misery.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 07:25 PM
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5. From Kabul to Abu Gharib, they just don't give a damn. Bush* isn't alone.
It's their way to personally feel good as our troops do sorts of dirty work none of us expected or thought they'd think of doing, yet alone doing it.
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louis c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 07:28 PM
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6. Are you kidding me
listen to that asshole try to pronounce "United States". He pronounces it "Neunited States". You check it out next time, and tell me if I'm not correct.
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classof56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 07:46 PM
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7. It's all pointless...
As a (I thought) very bright young man I know (about 19 at the time) wrote in an op-ed piece after * was "selected", and remarks were being made about *'s intelligence: "We don't need a president who's smart, we need one who provides leadership. And Bush proved that when he was Governor of Texas."

Arghhh....

It's pointless to try to teach * anything, it's useless to try to enlighten his band of believers. That is why I continue to remain...

The Tired Old Cynic
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DieboldMustDie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 08:03 PM
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8. Abu Ghraib?
I'd be happy if he could pronounce nuclear and subliminal. ;)
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Andrushka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 10:32 PM
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9. Here is the audio
"Abu Garef"? Wasn't he some 80's Arab world pop idol?

http://www.dubyaspeak.com/mp3/abu2.mp3

"You could drive a truck through that pause!" - Al Franken
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Redleg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 10:45 PM
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10. Let's retire his ass and give him all the time in the world to learn
to speak clearly.
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 10:48 PM
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11. Bush needs an education.
I know he got a BA from Yale and an MBA from Harvard. Those two institutions should be regarded as diploma mills for the rich and titled if they don't change what they do. Bush might have a sixth grade reading level IMO, although I did read a lot better in two languages in the sixth grade than he does now, I will give him the benefit of the doubt.
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 10:55 PM
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12. He has had the best of speech teachers and writers for these past 6 years
to no avail.

He just can't learn. He is damaged goods. Perhaps his fear of horses has a story, who knows. Maybe the nurses dropped kicked the sucka back when he was a baby. Even as Governor he was lacking.

I been around Politics for 40 some odd years, even met JFK, but this Bush, He is the WORST of the WORST.
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